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Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.
The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.