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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Love loves to love love.
A light heart lives long.
What once were two, are one
True friends stab you in the front.
The triumph of hope over experience.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
I don't know if I want to get married again.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end.
We were so young, so in love, and so in debt.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.
If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide.
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.
Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
