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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes.
People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.
Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
I make more mistakes than anyone else I know, and sooner or later, I patent most of them.
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.
So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier
Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about!
I'm not a driven businessman, but a driven artist. I never think about money. Beautiful things make money.
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us?
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.
To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!
We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot.
I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love a child.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.
The competitor to be feared is one who never bothers about you at all, but goes on making his own business better all the time.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.
I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.
I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?
Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.
It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings.
One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
In this business, by the time you realize you're in trouble, it's too late to save yourself. Unless you're running scared all the time, you're gone.
If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.
I used to believe my father about everything but then I had children myself & now I see how much stuff you make up just to keep yourself from going crazy.