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I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?
Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food.
Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar.
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.
Excessive animal protein is at the core of many chronic diseases.
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.
There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth.
I think there's something odd about eating another living anything.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't make them all yourself.
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.
Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
When you're riding, only the race in which you're riding is important.
Pressure is something you feel when you do not know what you are doing.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes.
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.
They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.
I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.
If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.
Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves
If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.
I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself.
Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.