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All good things come to those who wait.
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Edison failed 10,000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.
To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.
Even the gods love jokes.
Nothing recedes like success.
Don't take life too seriously.
Copy and paste is a design error.
All things come to those who wait.
[Hope is] the dream of a waking man.
Nature itself is the best physician.
He has a heart of gold - only harder.
I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed.
Our favorite holding period is forever.
You never came out the way you came in.
Word of mouth is the best medium of all.
Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.
Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.
Software sucks because users demand it to.
A mother is the best friend God ever gave.
I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger.
I guess good things come to those who wait.
Truth is what stands the test of experience.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
When all think alike, then no one is thinking
Linux is only free if your time has no value.
When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.
If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.
I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill.
Stop worrying, nobody gets out of this world alive.
People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together.
When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.
I've always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler.
I'm a big health-food freak and a vegetarian devotee.
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live.
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.
Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease.
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Even I don't know what you're doing, and I know everything.
It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.