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No friendship is an accident.
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.
I have a sidekick, Keith Robinson, who's very funny. I've known Keith for over 20 years; he's my best friend.
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.