Funny Always People Quotes - Page 1

I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.
Bill Bryson / Author
Anecdotes
Mean
People
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Screw
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You might not be funny, but don't force it. Just be authentic because people are going to always appreciate that more.
Zaza Pachulia /
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Authentic
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I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.
Gertrude Stein / Writer
Funny
Funny People
People
Want
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Choosing
Direction
Germans
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The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.
Steve Coogan / Actor
Being Funny
Odds
Pairs
Two
Writing
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Trick
Immediately
Two People
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Republicans can be a funny bunch. They're against affirmative action, but they always seem to be able to find people of color to fill a slot just when they're most needed.
John Ridley / Screenwriter
Action
Affirmative
Affirmative Action
Bunch
Color
Needed
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Republicans
Fill
Seem
Slot
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My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought.
Brendon Urie / Singer-Songwriter
Funny
Pet
Affection
Dog
Endless
Eric
Loyal
Type
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Favorite
Friend
Meet
More People
My Friend
Offer
Says
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When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny.
Michael Keaton / Actor
Funny
Comedy
Workshops
Always People Doing
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Funny People Laugh
Loved
Liked
Generally
Improv
Laugh
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People who I've worked with are always like, 'Why aren't you doing comedy? You're funny!' because they've only seen the one side. I did do the comedy 'Whatever Works,' with Woody Allen and Larry David.
Evan Rachel Wood / Actress
Larry
Woody
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Allen
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David
Woody Allen
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I think I always was a bit of a class clown, but I don't know how successful I was at that. I always think, when I read about people being class clowns, I imagine them being actually very funny, and I don't know that I was. But I tried to be, I think.
Chris Parnell / Comic
Clown
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It's funny because, if you're not an actor, people always tend to say, 'How do you memorize all those lines? Is that really hard?' I'm always like, 'That's just a small part of it. I have to seek my craft and my emotions' - you know, all this gross, actor-y stuff.
Sarah Baker / Actress
Gross
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Craft
Seek
Memorize
Small Part
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When I do a voiceover now, there are always a few people I've borrowed bits off, whether it's their hats or facial hair, who'll say: 'That's so funny; it's obviously based on this guy.' You think, 'It ain't: it's you.' Actors never think characters are based on them.
Matt Berry /
Bits
Borrowed
Facial
Hats
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There is always something funny going on between scenes with Adam Sandler. He's always cracking jokes and yelling at people for no reason. It's pretty funny. He'll joke around during scenes, too. When he guest-starred on 'Jessie,' there was nothing in the script that he said first take.
Cameron Boyce /
Adam
No Reason
Yelling
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Adam Sandler
Cracking
Sandler
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My favorite monster has always been the zombie. They are so much fun. They can be scary, pathetic, sad, funny, tragic, even heroic. They are the most elastic monster because, even with all of that, they don't interfere with telling stories about the humans. They serve as threats and metaphors, but they allow the story to be about people.
Jonathan Maberry / Author
Sad
Heroic
Humans
Interfere
Pathetic
Scary
Tragic
Zombie
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Allow
Elastic
Metaphors
Monster
Serve
So Much Fun
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Threats
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