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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
I was a very quiet child growing up. I always knew that I was funny - I just never put it to use.
Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.
I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.
I think I was always a class clown growing up and a funny kid. I never really knew how to channel that until I got into high school.
I never did standup before. It just looked like it was really hard, looked like there was like up days and down days - and I'm too emotionally unstable for that. I need to always be funny and always be loved.
'Spinal Tap' is interesting because it created a genre of film and ended it - all in one motion. If you do a mockumentary, you are always going to be compared with that film, and you are never going to be as funny.
I try to sign for as many kids as possible. Kids come first, and I'll always sign for a kid before an adult. It's funny, because I was never big into autographs as a kid. The only player who I ever wanted an autograph from was Dave Winfield.