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My dad's one of the funniest men in the world. I grew up with him making me laugh so much I'd beg him to stop.
I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men's magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard.
My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.
When you're six years old, the word 'poo' is the funniest word on God's earth, but this insults my intelligence.
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.
I think one of the perks of getting to do comedy is the ability to hang out with the funniest people in the world.
'Family Guy'. It's not only the funniest programme on television, it's the most wonderfully, indecorously literate.
Keith Moon was the funniest guy around. The stuff he did was insane. He was like somebody straight out of the movies.
My mum is the funniest and sweetest person I know; my sister's like my best friend, so it's great having them around.
But I'm kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy. I was on 'Friends', which was one of the funniest things on television.
On '90 Day Bae,' Marcy Jarreau and I recap '90 Day Fiancee' because it's just the most insane, funniest show on television.
Someone asked me 'What's the funniest thing or what's the best thing that you've ever done?' It's always what I'm doing now.
Creativity is all around us, and some of the funniest, most beautiful, and touching moments happen when you least expect it.
We Germans should know that we're good at constructing cars, and we have a lot of good qualities. But we're not the funniest.
Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.
The funniest thing in the world to me is the idea of a white guy in his thirties going, 'Wait - I'm going to go into hip-hop.'
My dad sings, and my mom is the funniest person you'll ever meet. You put them together, and out comes the Feldstein children.
What's the funniest play ever written? I used to think it was 'Noises Off,' but now that I've seen 'The Liar,' I'm not so sure.
I learned so much from Jane Lynch. She was the funniest and most talented person. She taught me so much about being a performer.
My favorite show is America's Funniest Home Videos. People will get hit on the head and I feel bad cause I'm laughing my head off!
I kind of find humor in everything, even to the point where it's awkward - like, the worst scenarios are the funniest things ever.
I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.
I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.
If I apply myself to rap, I'm gonna be the best rapper alive. If I apply myself to comedy, I'm going to be the funniest guy alive.
I am so proud that 'Up' is Pixar's 10th film. I think it's the funniest film that we've ever made and also one of the most beautiful.
The thing that's great about those guys at Miramax is the Weinstein brothers. They are the two funniest guys I've ever met in my life.
I personally like Kolarov. He is one of the funniest players I have played with. Every day, he has something new, and he is a funny guy!
I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.
I get a different pronunciation at least every week. I think the worst one, or the funniest one I got, somebody called me, 'Oh-gooz-man.'
I get a call from my sister. They go, 'We met the funniest, funniest doctor in Newport Beach.' And they introduced me to Dr. Terry Dubrow.
Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters.
Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of.
When I look back through the 1980s and 1990s, those were some of the funniest experiences I had and, sometimes, some of the most difficult.
My grandpa is the funniest person in the world, straight up. But mostly everyone in my family groans when he is 'on.' I am his biggest fan.
Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end pretty savvy and pretty strong.
I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'
Some people would say comedy draws from some dark places, from your dark stuff. Life's great optimists aren't necessarily the funniest people.
Madeline Kahn is one of my favourite people in the entire world and one of the funniest. She was a talented Broadway star and also sang opera.
We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest.
What I do know is that traditional gender roles are very real and flipping the norm is difficult for even the strongest, funniest, smartest men.
While it is entirely untrue that Canadians lack a sense of humour, the funniest ones tend to head south: Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Michael J. Fox.
My sister Edith died at the age of 43. She was the youngest sister and the funniest. I had to harrumph and snort a few times to stop the weeping.
Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder Showzen,' 'Aqua Teen,' 'SpongeBob,' and, of course, 'South Park' - one of the funniest shows ever made.
I had seen 'Avenue Q' off-Broadway back in 2003 and fell in love with it. I just thought it was the smartest, funniest thing I'd seen in a long time.
I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her.
The funniest women I've known are Southern. It is such a vital way to get what you want. Charm and grace and a sense of humor will take you a long way.
A lot of time, people enter the most depressing situations, and they are the funniest people on Earth, because they have to be. It's a coping mechanism.
I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy.
I probably wouldn't have pursued comedy further if my friends didn't tell me that my getting kicked off the stage was the funniest thing they'd ever seen.