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If you wish to live, you must first attend your own funeral.
I grew up in a funeral home. Both my parents were morticians.
Until the day of his death no man can be sure of his courage.
If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.
Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.
Funerals often make us want sex-it's one in the eye for death.
A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world.
Remember that finding God will mean the funeral of all sorrows.
If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again!
Bear patiently, my heart, for you have suffered heavier things.
never write a line you'd be ashamed to read at your own funeral.
Knowledge by suffering entereth, And life is perfected by death.
A man is known by his works. That I have heard at many a funeral.
I felt as if I had attended the funeral of someone I didn't know.
I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided
He dreamed of funeral love, but dreams crumble and the tomb abides
You can't choreograph death, but you can choreograph your funeral.
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
Don't go to the funeral until the day of the funeral. Live this day.
Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.
Don't go to the funeral until the day of the funeral - live this day.
What does long life avail? The best seats at the funerals of friends.
Grief remains one of the few things that has the power to silence us.
I expect my immortality will last about six seconds after my funeral.
The passing of the years awakens in our hearts the cry for permanence.
What seems to us but dim funeral tapers may be heaven's distant lamps.
When you're at a funeral and you're crying, you're crying for yourself
Death was a big part of my life growing up. I went to lots of funerals.
Weddings and funerals are when you figure out who your real friends are.
When I'm dead I don't want a funeral. I want people to remember me alive.
The very first soldier's funeral protest that I went to was in Omaha, Neb.
It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral.
Don't wait for a funeral to pay a compliment. You may not make it in time.
It’s so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding.
Every victory accomplished with weapons is a funeral that should be mourned.
Lord Randolph Churchill was the chief mourner at his own protracted funeral.
I've always said I would want to be a funeral director if I wasn't an actor.
When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.
The present is the funeral of the past, And man the living sepulchre of life.
It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.
People dress up for funerals. Why not dress up to celebrate that you’re alive?
I want words at my funeral. But I guess that means you need life in your life.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Life is lived on its ownother's shoulders are used only at the time of funeral.
One day you will disappear on a funeral pyre - just into nothingness, as smoke.
The man who is too set to change is dead already. The funeral is a mere detail.
When I was 14, during Kim Il-sung's funeral, I wondered, 'How could a god die?'
Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral.
Let no one pay me honor with tears, nor celebrate my funeral rites with weeping.
Now there is a society where the funeral industry got completely out of control.