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Art is the proper task of life.
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
Art is man's expression of his joy in labor.
The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
It is human nature to think wisely and to act in an absurd fashion.
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.
Art is not a study of positive reality, it is the seeking for ideal truth.
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”
The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.