We should never hesitate to listen to a fool about life because life is pretty foolish as far as I can tell.

So I guess I'm a fool, I'm a fool in love. But I'm willing to stay here, and bask in the glory of his heart.

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.

Its always been my tendency to lie to doctors, as if good health consisted only of the ability to fool them.

I am trying to do two things: dare to be a radical and not a fool, which is a matter of no small difficulty.

and our few good times will be rare because we have the critical sense and are not easy to fool with laughter

There's nineteen men livin' in my neighborhood, Eighteen of them are fools and the one ain't no doggone good.

You can fool yourself, you know. You'd think it's impossible, but it turns out it's the easiest thing of all.

The first thing you learn in life is you're a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you're the same fool.

Magicians are the most honest people in the world; they tell you they're gonna fool you, and then they do it.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

Don't let my facial expressions fool you. I try to stay poised and calm at all times, but I'm having a blast.

The most difficult character in comedy is that of the fool, and he must be no simpleton that plays that part.

If you believe you have a foolproof system, you've failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools.

He that will not reason is a bigot; he that cannot reason is a fool; and he that dares not reason is a slave.

When you take the high moral road it is difficult for anyone to object without sounding like a complete fool.

The biggest fool in the world is he who merely does his work supremely well, without attending to appearance.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

Self-pity comes so naturally to all of us. The most solid happiness can be shaken by the compassion of a fool.

The force with which he wanted it both ways made him grit his teeth. What kind of fool wanted it only one way?

Does Obama really want his legacy to be, ‘The president who was an even bigger fool than Neville Chamberlain’?

I've listened to Preachers, I've listened to fools. I've worshipped the dropouts, who've made their own rules.

I was always a show-off - as a kid I was never afraid to make a fool of myself, and I guess that's still true.

The wise are wise only because they love. The fool are fools only because they think they can understand love.

Hope is a dangerous thing, Raisa thought. Once kindled, it's hard to put out. It makes wise people into fools.

While the discreet advise, the foole doth his busines. [While the discreet advise, the fool doth his busines.]

I've got a hangover." "No, you hit your head on the floor." "I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie.

What you learn in any acting class is how to make a fool of yourself and enjoy things and get out of your head.

A mouse who wishes to fool the cat doesn't simply scamper out of its hole whenever it feels the slightest urge.

The threat of nuclear warfare is very, very low. Trump is no fool, and he sees the world as a globalized world.

If you did not know at age five that the gods are made up beings and the myths made up stories, you are a fool.

Your negative actions will always speak over top of your kind words and only fools listen where the wise watch.

Only a fool lets somebody else tell him who his enemy is....never let your enemies choose your enemies for you.

An intelligent person may be wrong sometimes, but a fool is never wrong. The medical profession is never wrong.

There was never a genius who was not thought a fool until he disclosed himself; whereas he is a fool then only.

Children are not yet fools, but we shall turn them into imbeciles like ourselves, with high I.Q.'s if possible.

Luck enters into every contingency. You are a fool if you forget it -- and a greater fool if you count upon it.

Any fool may write a most valuable book by chance, if he will only tell us what he heard and saw with veracity.

Hierarchical institutions are like giant bulldozers -- obedient to the whim of any fool who takes the controls.

I do not hope somebody breaks in. However, if they did, I pity them. I pity the fool that breaks into my house.

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Beauty,’ Brimstone had scoffed once. ‘Humans are fools for it. As helpless as moths who hurl themselves at fire.

Only a fool would try to compress a hundred centuries into a hundred pages of hazardous conclusions. We proceed.

He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.

When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I'm no fool.

There is little anyone can do with fanatics. Reasoning with them is a fool's errand. Avoiding them is mandatory.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Solomon warned us not to rush into God’s presence with words. That’s what fools do. And often, that’s what we do.

I'm a fool for a good role in a creative piece where there are really such talented writers and wonderful actors.

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