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I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Whosoever says truffle, utters a grand word, which awakens erotic and gastronomic ideas.
In this uncertain world, the food is disposable. It is the wrappings that are permanent.
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
English wine is like Belgian rock or German disco: a waste of everyone's time and money.
That famish'd people must be slowly nurst, and fed by spoonfuls, else they always burst.
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.
You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.
...the avocado is a food without rival among the fruits, the veritable fruit of paradise
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible.
I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.
If there is anything we are serious about, it is neither religion nor learning, but food.
To safeguard one's health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness, indeed.
A recipe is not meant to be followed exactly - it is a canvas on which you can embroider.
When I eat with my friends, it is a moment of real pleasure, when I really enjoy my life.
Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see.
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like grits, but with high self-esteem.
If you find an Australian indoors, it's a fair bet that he will have a glass in his hand.
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.
If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.
When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface
Cooking for people is an enormously significant expression of generosity and soulfulness.
SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.
Get people back into the kitchen and combat the trend toward processed food and fast food.
I want order and taste. A well displayed meal is enhanced one hundred per cent in my eyes.
Artichoke: That vegetable of which one has more at the finish than at the start of dinner.
She knows no difference 'twixt head and privities who devours immense oysters at midnight.
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.
The food that enters the mind must be watched as closely as the food that enters the body.
Mrs. Schneiderman's theory of life was that earth held no sorrow that food could not heal.
You can travel fifty thousand miles in America without once tasting a piece of good bread.
Bread, milk and butter are of venerable antiquity. They taste of the morning of the world.
I always knew that food and wine were vital, with my mother being Italian and a good cook.
Scotch Whisky is about the only thing left that is guaranteed to bring comfort to mankind.
Those who don't feed themselves with food of hope will eventually die of mental starvation
By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'.
Eating a meal with full awareness can be a powerful, enlightening, and healing experience.
If penicillin can cure those that are ill, Spanish sherry can bring the dead back to life.
My favorite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner, especially spicy food.
I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.
It is a true saying that a man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him.
In the hands of an able cook, fish can become an inexhaustible source of perpetual delight.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Cookery is naturally the most ancient of the arts, as of all arts it is the most important.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.