When I was alone, I lived on eggplant, the stove top cook's strongest ally.

The cultivation of the mind is a kind of food supplied for the soul of man.

A poet's hope: to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere.

More people will die from hit-or-miss eating than from hit-and-run driving.

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs.

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.

The garden suggests there might be a place where we can meet nature halfway.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

England is merely an island of beef swimming in a warm gulf stream of gravy.

Alfred Austin said, "Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are."

I like food. I like eating. And I don't want to deprive myself of good food.

Leave your drugs in the chemist's pot if you can heal the patient with food.

Give me the provisions and whole apparatus of a kitchen, and I would starve.

If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.

Cuisine is only about making foods taste the way they are supposed to taste.

A man who is stingy with saffron is capable of seducing his own grandmother.

I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love.

Most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath.

Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.

Of plants tomatoes seemed the most human, eager and fragile and prone to rot.

I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Yes, cider and tinned salmon are the staple diet of the agricultural classes.

Food is a profound subject and one, incidentally, about which no writer lies.

I am more than ever convinced that what we eat today is what we are tomorrow.

Confit is the ultimate comfort food, and trendy or not, it is dazzling stuff.

That's a big goal of mine, to try and grow as much of my own food as possible

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

Glutton- A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.

Proust had his madeleines; I am devastated by the scent of yeast bread rising.

I eat a variety of foods like vegetables, fruit and beef for protein and iron.

I tried being anorexic for four hours and then i was like, i need some bagels.

A complete lack of caution is perhaps one of the true signs of a real gourmet.

Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much.

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.

A good apprentice cook must be as polite with the dishwasher as with the chef.

Kitchens should be designed around what's truly important-fun, food, and life.

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.

Not responding is a response - we are equally responsible for what we don't do.

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

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