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Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
To feel safe and warm on a cold wet night, all you really need is soup.
Very well, I will marry you if you promise not to make me eat eggplant.
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
A taste older than meat, older than wine. A taste as old as cold water.
The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.
HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
Cooking is one failure after another, and that's how you finally learn.
The best poet is the man who delivers our daily bread: the local baker.
I'm fond of anything that comes from the sea, and that includes sailors.
gastronomy is and always has been connected with its sister art of love.
Mother's words of wisdom: Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
The Infusion of a China plant sweetened with the pith of an Indian Cane.
Avoidance is a great tool to get away from food in my face all day long.
Forcing people to eat together is an effective way to promote tolerance.
Gourmet: Usually little more than a glutton festooned with credit cards.
Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!
We may eat dinner together, but everyone puts the food in his own mouth.
And don't forget music - music in the kitchen is an essential ingredient!
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
A cook is creative, marrying ingredients in the way a poet marries words.
He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.
I sacrifice to no god save myself - And to my belly, greatest of deities.
Doubtless God Could Have Made A Better Berry, But Doubtless God Never Did
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
I have known many meat eaters to be far more nonviolent than vegetarians.
We don't need to eat anyone who would run, swim, or fly away if he could.
When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out.
Research tells us that fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate.
Any two meals at a boarding-house are together less than two square meals.
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
A man takes a drink, the drink takes another, and the drink takes the man.
There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie.
Animals feed themselves; men eat; but only wise men know the art of eating
A soup so thick you could shake its hand and stroll with it before dinner.
The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.
Murder is commoner among cooks than among members of any other profession.
If thou rise with an Appetite, thou art sure never to sit down without one.
The juice of the grape is the liquid quintessence of concentrated sunbeams.
Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths. Arguably more than crack cocaine.
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup.
Wine is a successful effort to translate the perishable into the permanent.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat.