If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Really, the only thing a psychiatrist can do that a good (fishing) guide can't is write prescriptions.

One has to tiptoe lightly and steal up to one's quarry; you don't swish the water when you are fishing.

I can go without make-up and go fishing with my dad; other times, I buy pink shoes and shop for dresses.

I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive.

Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.

In reality, I never even got to have a Hank Williams instrument. I got a tie, a fishing lure and a check.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

To seek these things is lost labour; Geese in an oyle pot, fat Hogs among Jews, and Wine in a fishing net.

Outside of my family and my work, I have two passions, both instilled in me by my father: golf and fishing.

Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry.

I've spent as much of my life fishing as decency allowed, and sometimes I don't let even that get in my way.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

Doubt not but angling will prove to be so pleasant that it will prove to be, like virtue, a reward to itself.

My father had a fishing business in Aberdeen destroyed by the European Union and the Common Fisheries Policy.

I pass my time in the open air on the beach when it is really heavy weather or when the boats go out fishing.

Hunting, fishing, drawing, and music occupied my every moment. Cares I knew not, and cared naught about them.

My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake.

Fishing keeps you alive, gives you time away - to enjoy God, the creations that He made. Because God made you.

Golf and fishing. I usually do both at least once a week. The biggest fish I've ever caught was a 36 lb. carp.

The profound difference that divides the human race is a question of bait - whether to fish with worms or not.

After a day's fishing, I'll know the solution to something or have good ideas that were not accessible before.

There are always new places to go fishing. For any fisherman, there's always a new place, always a new horizon

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

A Rod: An attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler from ever getting too close to a fish.

There are always new places to go fishing. For any fisherman, there's always a new place, always a new horizon.

It's not to give people fish It's not to teach them how to fish It's to build a new and better fishing industry

God has cast our confessed sins into the depths of the sea, and He's even put a 'No Fishing' sign over the spot.

There are times when salmon play no part in the proceedings of a day that is obstensibly spent in their pursuit.

The sport of digging the bait is nearly equal to that of catching the fish, when one's appetite is not too keen.

Usually the way to screw up some good fishing is to have a tournament. This just keeps getting better and better.

We know of fishing vessels that carry up to twelve different flags on board, and they re-flag their ship at sea,.

One great thing about fly fishing is that after a while nothing exists of the world but thoughts about fly fishing

In cross examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.

We as songwriters are in the same position as a professional fisherman. Our fishing grounds are kind of fished out.

An undisturbed river is as perfect as we will ever know, every refractive slide of cold water a glimpse of eternity.

Men go shopping just as men go out fishing or hunting, to see how large a fish may be caught with the smallest hook.

Some of my best memories of growing up on Long Island include spending all day fishing for fluke on Great South Bay.

There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in Presidents. Those are prayer and fishing.

What pretty bright trout there are in this bold rock creek! It would full be called a river in England, and so it is!

Every city has a town outside with a lake. I pull out my fishing pole and fish. I've been doing that for a long time.

My first computer was an IBM Display Writer. With all its components, it was roughly the size of a bass fishing boat.

In fishing, golf and gardening, if you don't have a healthy tolerance for your own ineptitude, then it isn't for you.

Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.

Until we see something that is actually wrongdoing, we're probably not going to go on a fishing trip to go see look at.

One of the first rules in fishing is that there are few rules in fishing that resourceful trout do not manage to break.

Sadly, my hobby is what I do for work, so I don't go off and go fishing. I go home and veg, and then I go back to work.

About the only certainty, other than uncertainty, in fly fishing is that a fly won't catch fish if it stays in its box.

I make appearances, but I really want to spend more time fishing. That is what I really enjoy doing with my spare time.

Something to think about: If you fish the wrong fly long and hard enough, it will sooner or later become the right fly.

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