I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.

Worry makes people thin, except when they worry about being fat.

It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.

I was the fat kid, so as a defense mechanism, I was the jokester.

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

Writing for me is cutting out the fat and getting to the meaning.

I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat.

I was a fat child; I was asthmatic. No wonder I'm a hypochondriac.

Real women are fat. And thin. And neither. And both. And otherwise.

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.

I can't wait to retire from acting and just sit around and get fat.

All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.

Let's face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.

I’d rather be short, fat, and ugly than take after that man. (Nick)

Just try not to ingest a lot of fats, and just try to eat carefully.

Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort.

We are in a big, fat, ugly bubble. And we better be awfully careful.

I'm not one of those women with a really thin body. I have body fat.

Mischiefs feed / Like beasts, till they be fat, and then they bleed.

I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.

If fear grows fat on the energy you feed it, you have to talk it down.

My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.

Of course there are fat French women. There are fat people everywhere.

The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high.

Fats - very funny man, but every note that he played was like a pearl.

Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love?

Life is a big fat gigantic stinking mess, that's the beauty of it, too.

I have been treated as a freak, rather like the fat lady at the circus.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not.

I hate myself because I am not beautiful. I hate myself because I am fat.

I was just so sick. I thought that orange juice was going to make me fat.

You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe

I'd rather be thin than famous but I'm fat paste that in your broadway show

Count no matron happy until she hath passed thirty, and hath not waxed fat.

I eat very healthy all the time, low on fats and sweets and no fried foods.

I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends.

Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?

You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it.

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure

We must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat.

Use spices for flavor in food rather than adding a bunch of oils, fats, or sauces.

We are full of bread and gas, getting fat on the outside while inside we grow thin

A fat house-keeper makes leane Executors. [A fat housekeeper makes lean executors.]

Hee that hath one hogge makes him fat, and hee that hath one son makes him a foole.

I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.

In addition to protein, edamame is a great source of fiber and mono-unsaturated fats.

I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp, gaunt names that never get fat.

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