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Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.
All fat women look the same; they all look 42.
The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.
Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.
Fat free usually means it's loaded with sugar!
I am old, I am fat, but I am still Tetrazzini.
Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.
Almost everything I do is related to being fat.
A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.
I think there is a lot of fat in the government.
If you don't know what it is, don't mess with it.
Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.
Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.
Most of my diet is low on carbohydrates and fats.
She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
I'll always be a fat girl and I am happy with that.
A few fat files are better than a lot of thin ones.
It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid
Size is relative. If everyone is fat, no-one is fat
I've been fit and I've been fat, and fit is better.
I've never seen anyone go on the DL with pulled fat.
You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.
You're not too fat; you're just in the wrong country.
I am resolved to grow fat, and look young till forty.
I still consider myself a little, fat kid from Hawaii.
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
You're either too fat or too thin. You just can't win.
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving
It's important to eat healthy fats to regulate hunger.
I can't believe I was a fat person for most of my life.
If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you!
I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.
Jon: Have you seen the wall? | Sam: I'm fat, not blind.
There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.
Nobody loves a fat girl, but oh how a fat girl can love.
Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace
See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.
If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American.
Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy.
You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.
The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night.
Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.
I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
The only things I like are either illegal or they make me fat.
I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing.
Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!
Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn't fat in.
Not fat, just not anorexic. She's soft in all the right places.