Trane was the father. Pharoah was the son. I was the holy ghost.

Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand.

My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk.

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.

If necessity is the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

The unsuccessful bully can always become the father of a family.

There is Peter Graf, Steffi's father, with his head on his chin.

I know whatever my father did, in his own way, he still loved me.

I feared disappointing my father more than anything in the world.

You are a son to me, that to my father I couldn't be. I love you.

Slumber not in the tents of your fathers. The world is advancing.

My child, wilt thou not at this time cry unto me, 'Abba, Father?'

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.

My father, Beric, ran a joinery business and owned two factories.

A good father and a good outlaw can't settle inside the same man.

My father died when I was five, but I grew up in a strong family.

My father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future.

A father’s duty is to make his home a place of happiness and joy.

Natural law. Sons are put on this earth to trouble their fathers.

The biggest gift on Father's Day is if I can be with all my kids.

My father's father came from Russia; my mother came from Romania.

When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!

Science is the father of knowledge, but opinion breeds ignorance.

The first service a child doth his father is to make him foolish.

My grandfather was coloured, my father was Negro, and I am Black.

You will not find what you want in the world, only in the Father.

It is a wonderful thing to get married young and become a father.

My father was a patriarch inside a matriarchy, but never knew it.

I grew up without a father, so I have to be on point for my kids.

My definition of a father is someone who empowers their children.

You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.

If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got.

Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family.

I'm not saying that men make better fathers than women do mothers.

I'm an actor, a husband, a father of two, and a full-time Avenger.

My father always said excuses are the crutches for the untalented.

He stands up for himself. He's a fighter. That's who my father is.

Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.

With the same intensity that the Father loves Jesus, He loves you.

Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.

My father was my teacher. But most importantly he was a great dad.

My work is done; I have nothing left to do but to go to my Father.

I once had a lot of hatred, mainly toward my father, an alcoholic.

I fell, you see. Trod on my abbot, Father Habit. Oh, dear! I mean.

If I said 'Fall down', he's gonna fall down. I'm still his father.

I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate.

Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention

You can't compare me to my father. Our similarities are different.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

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