Some of the kids in school used to call my father a fake or a phony. That kind of thing brought on a few fights.

I was in the land of fakes and frauds and phonies-I felt like saying “Howdy cousin,” to everybody who walked by.

Corsets were a challenge in 'Belle;' fake nails tripped me up in 'Blackbird.' Guess I'm not a mani type of girl!

My favourite game is wiffle ball, a fake version of baseball with a plastic ball and bat that's really for kids.

If it was up to me, I'd get rid of Twitter to stop the fake profiles and people saying and doing what they want.

I don't tan in New York City. I don't want to waste it on that. I'll do my own fake tan, actually. It's awesome.

I just got really desperate to pay rent. It was weird, man. I had to wrestle a fake pussy off a crack head once.

I think Hollywood has this reputation of being fake, but there is real people, and you can choose and try and see.

My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country.

I'm just someone who cannot fake it. I can only do something with my full heart invested or just not do it at all.

You could just tell when a person belonged somewhere. That is something you can't fake, no matter how hard you try

I'm self-taught, and fake eyelashes definitely took the longest to master. I glued my eyes shut at least 15 times.

I love magic. Like, 'pull a scarf out of your fake thumb' magic. I have a legit bag of 'Magic Stuff' in my garage.

Americans have always been inconsistent and kind of fake with outrage, but we've just slipped totally upside-down.

People say keeping it real is a hard thing to do. Keeping it real is easy. Being fake and being soft is hard to do.

Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.

A lot of people fear failures, struggling, they want overnight success and they live in their fake imaginary world.

Back to prison. Maybe if you fake a heart attack, I can make a break for it. (Rose Hathaway says to Lissa Dragomir)

Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.

It's harder to put yourself in a place where you could easily be seen as a fake. But that's more interesting to me.

On the ostensible exactitude of certain branches of human knowledge, including mathematics. The exactness is a fake.

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

There's no proof of the Earth's curvature and this fake space agency Nasa use CGI images and every one is different.

I don't want to leave people thinking they've merely seen another actor using his same bag of tricks and fake charm.

Lots of people feel that I am a fake. But I know that my smile and twinkle exist, reflecting the glow of my creator.

Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

People who don't know anything tend to make up fake rules, the real rules being considerably more difficult to learn.

Fake it until you make it! When you're feeling bad, get dressed up - soon your inside will catch up with your outside

I think audiences are far too sophisticated now to have an English actor putting on a Russian accent - it feels fake.

I wasn't trained to be in front of a camera, so there were a lot of challenges at first. But I didn't want to be fake.

I'm not a film star, I am an actress. Being a film star is such a false life, lived for fake values and for publicity.

People hide behind fake names to tweet negative comments, and I hate that. If you have something to say, own up to it.

I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “will you Gogh to prom with me?

When I was younger, my goal in life was to work in special FX makeup. Liquid latex and fake blood! That was the dream!

The fake news and the lying doesn't surprise me anymore. The one thing we know he is consistent about, Trump, is lying.

This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I'll try my best to fake it.

At its core, health is simple: eat the right amount for your body, don't ingest chemicals or fake foods, and move more.

Fake news has emerged a new menace, whose purveyors proclaim themselves as journalists and taint this noble profession.

I am a gardener, I have a big green thumb, and I can take care of these plants really easily because they are all fake.

The thing with physical comedy is that you have to actually try to do the thing you're trying to do - you can't fake it.

There's a part in every person that has a fake self. We've had this since infancy due to our parents and our upbringing.

Los Angeles gets a very bad rap, the perception, especially by us Brits, is 'Oh, it's so fake,' but it's the antithesis!

I began in radio in 1997 on a radio show hosted by a now very famous comic, Jamel Debbouze. I would fake call listeners.

Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.

I'm not a Rachel Dolezal. I don't fake tan; I don't have the cornrows, I don't misappropriate. I just want to be Beyonce.

Myself, I have a philosophy degree and a fake computer-science degree. I say fake because I really didn't learn anything.

My mother used to ask me to stay home from school and keep her company. I'd fake I was sick, and she'd fake believing me.

I'm not a Facebook girl. Even though there is a fake Facebook with my name, it's not me. I'm not on Twitter; it's not me.

I dislike being fake the most in this world; thus, when the ambience is natural and comfortable, I find it unforgettable.

'Poundshop Kardashians' is Newcastle on a Saturday night. Nobody wears coats - it's all muscles and V-necks and fake tan.

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