Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan.

Any reality-TV show on MTV is gonna be fake and stupid.

Plastic people flashing fake smiles at a pretend world.

A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise.

Don't fake it till you make it. Just get busy making it!

I'm not cutting my hair because I'm not going to be fake.

Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality.

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.

A conscience is, for a while anyway, pretty easy to fake.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

You can't fake competence, creativity, or sexual arousal.

As far as I'm concerned, all politicians are fake people.

Some people thought Theophilus was a fake name. Whatever.

Fake news has been around as long as news has been around.

'Clown' started as a fake trailer for a nonexistent movie.

You can't fake the subway, and you can't fake friendships.

The two things you can't fake are good food and good music

But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

Don't fake it till you make it. Fake it till you become it.

Pray the real live forever man. Pray the fakes get exposed.

Love is a good place to situate our distrust of fake women.

I've knocked my front teeth out. I've got fake front teeth.

Nicolas Maduro is a fraud. He is a fake. He is a charlatan.

It is Hillary's lot in life not to be able to fake it well.

Acting is the art of being and existing, and not being fake.

The curse of the sun and the moon is fake. It doesn`t exist.

They're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out?

Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.

When you're not happy, you don't need to fake your emotions.

Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.

If I like it, I say it's mine. If I don't I say it's a fake.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

When I sound real, I'm fake, and when I sound fake, I'm real.

If the price is very cheap then it's almost certainly a fake.

Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.

Bill Knott's poems are . . . rhetorical fluff . . . and fake.

I was very young when I was using fake tan and I didn't care.

Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself.

I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene

I just think that movies are really fake; they should be fake.

No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.

I would rather die than be a serious artist, or a fake artist.

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.

How many fake Drakes are there? How many fake Migos are there?

I'm kind of like a combination of a red herring and a fake-out.

Fake news is cheap to produce. Genuine journalism is expensive.

If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.

I have a lot of experience with making fake helmets out of foil.

All politicians are bores and liars and fakes. I talk to people.

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