Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
To be without God is to be a snake / who wants to swallow an elephant.
A novelist is an elephant, but an elephant who must pretend to forget.
He laughed. The laugh could strip the skin off an elephant in seconds.
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Nature's great masterpiece, an elephant; the only harmless great thing.
Band of Skulls is joining Cage the Elephant as my new musical caffeine.
When you hear the elephant music you're hearing what they mean to make.
Wallowing was for elephants, depressing people and depressing elephants
Please don't let the illegal ivory trade orphan even more baby elephants.
Shallows where a lamb could wade and depths where an elephant would drown.
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.
Oh, it's you," Curran's voice said quietly. "I thought it was an elephant.
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.
Some women are like elephants. I don't mean size, I mean they never forget.
When two people are meant to be together, they will be together. It's fate.
Nothing appeases an enraged elephant so much as the sight of a little lamb.
All the religions are true, they just see a different part of the elephant.
Learning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant.
Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room.
Save the elephants, and then you save the forest - and then you save yourself.
Dealing with the State Department is like watching an elephant become pregnant.
The United States should not jump around like an elephant frightened by a mouse.
Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
He frowned as he struggled to remember. It was like watching an elephant crochet.
I'm not defining Christians as Jews or Jews as Christians or zebras as elephants.
I have the feeling that I've seen everything, but failed to notice the elephants.
The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
If anyone wants to know what elephants are like, they are like people only more so.
Race in this country is still the elephant in the room that no one wants to discuss.
The worst place to be is in the middle. When elephants fight, the grass gets trampled.
Elephants are very sensitive to smell and they tend to recognise us by our body odour.
When the elephant decides to walk through the village, all the dogs come out and bark.
Employers ganging up against workers is like raising an army of elephants against ants.
If you want to shoot rare, fast-moving elephants, you should always carry a loaded gun.
Make no friendship with an elephant keeper If you have no room to entertain an elephant
When the bull's-eye becomes as big in your mind as an elephant, you are sure to hit it.
Elephants can remember, but we are human beings and mercifully human beings can forget.
Don't fight the rabbits. If you fight the rabbits, the elephants are going to kill you.
We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
One elephant having a trunk was odd; but all elephants having trunks looked like a plot.
If you offer them some sugarcane, even elephants can do this, sometimes on the first try.
I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.
Well, I bought a ticket to the circus. I don't know why I was surprised to see elephants.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.
It may surprise people to learn that one elephant is killed every 15 minutes for its ivory.
Not, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store.
Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!