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Elephants are contagious.
...the elephant smoked too much.
Women and elephants never forget.
I wanted to work with an elephant.
Life goes on with fragile normalcy.
Elephants are magnificient creatures.
Don’t try to eat an elephant for lunch.
Mediocrity is the elephant in the room.
Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant.
May an elephant caress you with his toes
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
You can eat an elephant one bit at a time.
I love elephants! It's my favorite animal.
Women and elephants never forget an injury.
The rider evolved to serve to the elephant.
I had a probing mind and an elephant memory.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
I have a face like the behind of an elephant.
Love will draw an elephant through a key-hole.
Elephants are VERY BIG. Motor cars go quickly.
People don't realize how amazing elephants are.
A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.
When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.
Psychoanalysts and elephants, they never forget.
The elephant, the huge old beast, is slow to mate
Do you have any idea how much an elephant drinks?
When there’s an elephant in the room introduce him.
Pointless. . . . Like giving caviar to an elephant.
I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.
I feel like a carton of eggs holding up an elephant.
You can eat an elephant if you do it one bite at a time.
What's next? Shall we appoint elephants to teach zoology?
It is better to own 10% of an elephant than 100% of a rat.
I've worked with PETA on freeing elephants from the circus.
There is only one way to eat an elephant, a bite at a time.
If size mattered, the elephant would be king of the jungle.
Every worm has to turn and every mouse must bite the elephant
Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is "elephant".
Elephants are like humans. They are very smart, very logical.
I've known elephants with broken hearts, others with depression.
Abrams's Advice: When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.
Our elders say that an elephant does not find its own trunk heavy.
Dividing an elephant in half does not produce two small elephants.
Mother elephants in the circus cannot help their babies, but we can.
How hard can it be to find a girl and an elephant for Christ's sake?
Elephants have a hard time adapting. Cockroaches outlive everything.
Asian elephants have always worked with people and they like company.
If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.
The knife flaying the elephant does not have to be large, only sharp!
When you are hunting elephants, don't get distracted chasing rabbits.