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You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?
A clever arrangement of bad eggs will never make a good omelet.
When you put all your eggs in one basket, you've got a problem.
Q: How would you like your eggs in the morning? A: Unfertilized
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side.
I thought I was healthy... well, my eggs were a little powdered.
Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.
Rooster, maybe well crows, but the eggs still bears the chicken.
Nothing stimulates the practiced cook's imagination like an egg.
I would definitely make eggs for the rest of my life if I could.
Heaven is like an egg, and the earth is like the yolk of the egg.
I want to fly! I want to touch the sun!" "Finish your eggs first.
I never wanted it to end this way, but flies will lay their eggs.
Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes
In order to unscramble some eggs the leader gotta have some balls
I was called fried eggs and all that at school. Size does matter.
On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."
I like eggs. My favorite way of cooking eggs is old school French.
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.
If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
The egg can be your best friend if you just give it the right break
I love you on the surface of seas Red like the egg when it is green
Dada is the sun, Dada is the egg. Dada is the Police of the Police.
Without butter, without eggs, there is no reason to come to France.
At 18, I felt I was too young to think about having my eggs frozen.
Greetings, ax murderer! I was just wondering how you like your eggs?
It is very hard to shave an egge. [It is very hard to shave an egg.]
Ideas are like frog eggs: you've got to lay a thousand to hatch one.
It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.
An egg white omelet with vegetables is one of my favorite breakfasts.
I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg.
Good moods’re as fragile as eggs...Bad moods’re as fragile as bricks.
Eggs give me protein after a good work out. The cheesier, the better!
His life was one long extravaganza, like living inside a Faberge egg.
The irresolute man flecks from one egg to another, so hatches nothing.
We shall sooner have the fowl by hatching the egg than by smashing it.
For workaholics, all the eggs of self-esteem are in the basket of work.
If you count your chickens before theyve hatched, they wont lay an egg.
Scrambled eggs are so simple, but they don't wait or taste better cold!
States organized for war will make war as surely as hens will lay eggs.
You can't just go on being a good egg. You must either hatch or go bad!
I've never put all my eggs in one basket, and I've always been cautious.
I like not to feel that all my eggs are in one basket, or I get nervous.
Even if your goose habitually lays golden eggs, it will still be cooked.
I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
You don't have to be able to lay eggs to know when one of them is rotten.
I like egg white omelets with veggies, or oatmeal with almonds and fruit.
We can't behave like crocodiles and cry over spilled milk and broken eggs.
All the goodness of a good egg cannot make up for the badness of a bad one.