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All disputation makes the mind deaf; and when people are deaf, I am dumb.
I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he’s dumb as an ashtray.
We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance.
I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.
If you have the opportunities of Berkshire, an investment in gold is dumb.
If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.
We human beings do a lot of dumb things, and war is certainly the dumbest.
Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb
I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he's dumb as an ashtray.
I don't believe making a movie accessible means you have to dumb them down.
Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.
If someone gets married at 15, they're either dumb or pregnant. I was both.
I really feel strongly that we don't need to dumb things down for children.
Every character has their reasons - even the characters who do dumb things.
I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.
Witchcraft scum exploiting the dumb turning children into punks and slaves.
Some cats are blind and stone deafdeaf some. But ain't no cat wuz ever dumb.
I love television; I specifically love having a dumb character on a TV show.
My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.
I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do.
Well, David Eckstein, like most of us, has 20 digits. Ten fingers. Ten toes.
The idea that bigger haystacks have more needles in them is dumb on its face
He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him.
I'm not going to just do a dumb zombie movie, although I love zombie movies.
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
If you call painting dumb poetry, the painter may call poetry blind painting.
The history of innovation is the story of ideas that seemed dumb at the time.
I started as a writer. I had the dumb act, but I made my living from writing.
Some of the stuff that I say on 'License to Ill,' I say some real dumb stuff.
Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is.
If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip
The English are a dumb people. They can do great acts, but not describe them.
You can do anything when you're famous. That's why famous people are so dumb.
The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder.
Making fun of anyone's size, height, scarring, anything like that equals dumb.
I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.
[Moses] is obsessed with hip-hop and wanted a gold chain like his uncle Jay-Z.
O, let my books be then the eloquence and dumb presages of my speaking breast.
I know a lot of people think I'm dumb. Well, at least I ain't no educated fool.
We have Democrats saying dumb things every single day, and Republicans as well.
I seem to voice a lot of sweet, kind of dumb yellow characters for some reason.
Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.
She was always young at heart, kind of dumb, kind of smart, and I loved her so.
The Bell never rings of itself; unless some one handles or moves it it is dumb.
New tech almost always looks dumb right before it completely changes your life.
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.
That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.
I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen.
When life is woe, and hope is dumb, the World says, "Go!" The Grave says, "Come!