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It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks
I've made a lot of dumb mistakes, but I don't regret them at all.
Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there.
I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god.
Nothing is the destiny of everyone, it is our commonness made dumb.
Don't dumb down; always write for your top five percent of readers.
There's sacrificing for your art, and then there's just being dumb.
I got arrested for a dumb, dumb incident my second year in the NFL.
If you think everything you've done is great, you're probably dumb.
It just requires so much of you, and most of the time you feel dumb.
I'm grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make.
A week is a long time in politics, and three weeks is twice as long.
This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.
Because I had an accent, people had this impression that I was dumb.
Any time you employ thousands of people, some people do dumb things.
For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow
As a comedian, I'm always quoting 'Caddyshack' and 'Dumb and Dumber.'
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
Put one dumb foot in front of the other and course-correct as you go.
If you think people are dumb, you'll spend a lifetime doing dumb work.
We are the things and shapes to come, your freedom's not free of dumb.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
With the history of us, a book wouldn't necessarily be the best thing.
Audiences are far from being as dumb as some performers seem to think.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Liv Morgan is dumb if she thinks she can make waves in NXT by herself.
There are dumb actors. But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.
Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing.
We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.
The internet tends to make smart people smarter and dumb people dumber.
I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked
If we wish for mercy ourselves, we must show mercy to all dumb animals.
The day is done. I'm having fun. I think I'm dumb. Or maybe just happy.
I probably wasted a couple of thousand dollars on some dumb-ass clothes.
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
I don't know why someone would be dumb enough to challenge Donald Trump.
I always prided myself on trying to break the stigma of the 'dumb jock.'
If we start to dumb down what has been made clear, where does that stop?
Strategic plans cause more dumb decisions than anything else in America.
The trees come up to my window like the yearning voice of the dumb earth
Poetry is a dumb Buddha who thinks a donkey is as important as a diamond.
I find my readers to be very smart, and there is no reason to write dumb.
Oh, Homer! You don't have to play dumb anymore! You're not at school now.
Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.
Little chickie la la, isn’t dumb enough to fall for that, guys. (Tabitha)
It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.
I like to feel dumb. That’s how I know there’s more in the world than me.