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I love comedy. I love the absurdity of it. I love the kind of intelligence that's required to be dumb in comedy.
It's deep-rooted, the music of being young and dumb, It's never muted, in fact, it's much louder where I'm from.
If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.
I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
American politicians who dwell on American exceptionalism only dishonor us by suggesting we play dumb to our past.
I'd like to make it very clear that getting bitten by a venomous snake is dumb, clumsy and nothing to be proud of.
I always hear, 'Oh, she's really beautiful.' I'd die to hear, 'Oh, she's really smart.' I'm not as dumb as I look.
Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman.
It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.
If they didn't have an Oscar for people to shoot for, all they'd do is be making 'Dumb And Dumber' again and again.
I have the charisma of the chipmunk. I never have thought I was smart. I thought the people I dealt with were dumb.
Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
Teens are not like the weird, dumb dwarves you have around your house. They are actually you when you were younger.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often students, for heaven's sake.
I know what people think I am. People think I'm dumb. People think I party all the time. People think I'm ignorant.
I'm going to be honest with you - I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?
I'm a smart guy, I like to think of myself as a smart guy, but sometimes I go out there and do a lot of dumb stuff.
Burn the flag; that's a freedom. Then I have the freedom to take it away from them and tell them how dumb they are.
It's bad enough on a first date trying not to say something dumb without having three Secret Service guys with you.
The pencil and computer are, if left to their own devices, equally dumb and only as good as the person driving them.
Dumb animals we call them, while they bark and neigh and moo. They talk as much as we do - to them we seem dumb too.
The world is always ending, and the end is always being averted, by love or foolishness or just plain old dumb luck.
I don't have many superstitions, just dumb things I don't talk about. I will not sign an autograph with a green pen.
As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were.
There's nothing heroic about suicide bombers. They're mostly just dumb, brainwashed kids, stoned out of their minds.
In the United States, we've put our elections on Tuesday. That's dumb. In modern life, it makes absolutely no sense.
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
I need to not be typecast as big, black, and dumb but be seen as an intelligent, witty, bold, and charismatic person.
Outstanding long-term results are produced primarily by avoiding dumb decisions, rather than by making brilliant ones.
The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.
claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here
My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb things.
There is no such thing as a dumb poet or a handless painter. The essence of an artist is that he should be articulate.
When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.
Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old.
A great ancient poet was blind. A great classical composer was deaf. Many of us are dumb. What have we to show for it?
I was always the black sheep of the family and always told that I was dumb, and I had a low IQ and did badly in school.
The perception of fat people in America is that they're fat, therefore they're dumb, they're lazy, and they must stink.
A lot of the time, people think I'm really dumb or really uncomfortable talking to them, which is kind of a real thing.
Some people think I'm dumb, but I feel like things I say, especially on Twitter, are done purposely, because I'm bored.
In the world's broad field of battle, In the bivouac of Life, Be not like dumb, driven cattle! Be a hero in the strife!
The massive migration from dumb phones to smart phones is a great opportunity for young companies to take advantage of.
We're too smart to know there aren't easy answers. But we're not dumb enough to accept that there aren't better answers.
So okay, the world through my eyes, what is that world? Well, I see a lot of dirty stuff, and I see a lot of dumb stuff.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down.
Hollywood has the idea that movies have to be dumb. But especially movies for or about teenagers have to be really dumb!