The perils of duck hunting are great- especially for the duck.

Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.

If you want to fly with the eagles, don’t swim with the ducks!

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.

And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.

I watched 'Mighty Ducks.' 'Slapshot' when I was a little older.

What problems?" "Well for starters.. you're an evil duck killer.

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.

I grew up in the English countryside, raising ducks and chickens.

Remakes are always a challenge and they always are sitting ducks.

The Second Amendment isn't about duck hunting or target shooting.

The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot.

Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.- William Herondale

Flapping my arms I began to cluck, look at me, I'm the disco duck.

I have cats, dogs, monkeys and ducks at home - it's like a mini zoo.

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101.

'Mighty Ducks' was a great experience, and I don't shy away from that.

In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck billed platypus.

You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

I'm pretty sure there will be duck hunting in Heaven, and I can't wait.

Most of my school friends and even a few of my teachers called me Duck.

To listen is an effort, and just to hear is no merit. A duck hears also.

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.

Nature is a wet place where large numbers of ducks fly overhead uncooked.

Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl. Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck?

I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath.

Music must be listened to; it is not enough to hear it. A duck hears also.

Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr!

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

Three hot chicks for three hot chicks." "THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS!

Nobody criticizes the 'Mighty Ducks' trilogy and gets away with it. Nobody!

Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season.

I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot.

When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?

Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.

I am like a cartoon strip; I am like Donald Duck; everybody knows me in Italy.

Chess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck.

If a woman is successful, she'd better duck, because they'll be out to get her.

If you want a chicken to be a duck, and a duck to be a chicken, you will suffer.

I spent the '90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony.

How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.

A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of conservation's greatest assets

Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

Platitudes and generalities roll off the human understanding like water from a duck.

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.

All along the backwater, Through the rushes tall, Ducks are a-dabbling, Up tails all!

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