God watches over drunks and third baseman.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.

I knew how it was with drunks. They ran out of generosity, even for themselves.

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.

My folks were drunks, and I had a rough childhood - really rough - in fact, rougher than I thought about.

When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in the air.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

Things got so bad that when I went shopping for a house, some people would refuse to open the door if they saw it was me standing there. And drunks would always want to challenge me.

I fell down in Hyde Park with a friend who'd had a hip operation, and neither of us could get up again. People must have thought we were a couple of drunks rolling around and walked on by.

I was a bouncer when I was in DePaul in Chicago at the theater school. I threw drunks out of bars - unless I had a play running that weekend. But I only had two actual fights. Some were like out of old Westerns.

I only worked on Men of Honor for three weeks, but I walked away with so much. Because Bob is the kind of actor who gives you the opportunity to really go there. And we really had to go there. I mean, we were both playing drunks.

We were playing, not for the drunks, but for the musicians, because it was more intellectually challenging. We needed somewhere to put our energy to show that we were growing, and as we started to achieve this, people came to hear us musically.

If the Internet, ubiquitous as it now is, proves too dangerous in the hands of the psychologically fragile, perhaps access to it ought to be restricted. We ban drunks from driving because they're a danger to others. Isn't it time we did the same to trolls?

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