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In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly.

The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.

I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.

If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book.

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.

As a rapper, I don't freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn't matter.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter.

At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen.

Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings.

I am very good at keeping secrets, except when I am drunk, when I will tell you absolutely anything.

A good wine has many qualities, I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart.

We are men on a budget. I mean, why go all the way to Amsterdam when you can just go to Harry Hines?

As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. This is what is called ecstasy.

I'm apt to get drunk on words...Ontology: the word about the essence of things; the word about being.

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.

Many police officers watch for vehicles without headlights because it's a telltale of a drunk driver.

Even drunk, I knew any escape plan that involved going to Detroit, Michigan, was a harbinger of doom.

I don't get drunk, I get a little happy on rare occasion, and I'm probably dancing if I'm that happy.

And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!

When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.

Doing a life study while drunk and in the process of being seduced is never a formula for quality art.

Bryan Fogarty could skate faster, shoot harder and pass crisper drunk than the rest of us could sober.

Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.

We would not have 'America's Funniest Home Videos' without drunk brides and grooms falling into cakes.

If a girl gets assaulted, it's not because she was drunk. It's because somebody decided to assault her.

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.

I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.

I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink.

The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists?

Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk. Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober.

Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe)

Nationalism is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.

You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.

Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime.

I'm not really the party person. I don't "become myself" once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy.

People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.

Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

The drunk kids, the catholics They're all about the same They're waiting for something Hoping to be saved

The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.

I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy.

The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it.

I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.

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