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I didn't want to be like a punch-drunk fighter, going around and reliving the big moment.
I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays.
Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?
Thus it amounts to the same thing whether one gets drunk alone or is a leader of nations.
I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.
I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it.
Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it.
I think Shakespeare got drunk after he finished King Lear. That he had a ball writing it.
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
People have different personalities when they're drunk or take heroin, or whatever drugs.
The spirit he has shown has been second to none. (on Terry Fenwick's drunk-driving charge)
Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.
There's nothing inherently interesting about being a drunk -- in fact, quite the contrary.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
You have played enough; you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart.
He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.
The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.
Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory.
Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!!
Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.
I'm tearing down Route 80 East, the sun's on my right side. I'm drunk, but my vision's good.
That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!
Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.
Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?
I was always like, "I'm going to be the drunk judge who's like, 'Objection!' 'In chambers!' "
Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.
We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober.
It's sort of cliche, but when you're playing drunk, your character is trying to appear sober.
Written kisses don't reach their destination, rather they are drunk on the way by the ghosts.
You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with.
I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.
That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold; What hath quenched them hath given me fire.
It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it.
Drunk, Jane spoke as though she were Nancy Drew. I was a fool for a girl with a dainty lexicon.
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight.
I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real poem.
I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.
You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley?
Hit the club, and I'm mad cause they wont let us in. Now I'm about to go bad like drunk mexicans.
Creationists use facts the same way a drunk uses a lightpost: for support instead of illumination
I once literally had a casting director ask my agent, 'Can she play anything other than a drunk?'
I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.
If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.
Every time we have been drunk on Jager it's been - either we didn't remember or it's been insane.
Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts
People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk.
I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.
All romantics meet the same fate some day. Drunk and cynical and boring someone in some dark cafe.