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We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter.
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.
There's a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor
There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.
I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum.
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him
I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.
Sit, be still, and listen, because you're drunk and we're at the edge of the roof.
Magic, madam, is like wine and, if you are not used to it, it will make you drunk.
The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.
When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.
Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk.
It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years.
Drunk with the joy of singing I forget myself and call thee friend who art my lord.
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val
Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.
Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.
I'd love to be a woman for one day of my life... God... I would be drunk with power.
I've been drunk maybe five times in my life. I don't like to lose control very much.
I would have drunk a lot of Pinot Grigio if I'd lost after leading 5-2 in the third.
He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.
While he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed.
By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.
I'm never drunk. I do drink but never more than a glass or two of wine a day if that.
I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.
I look like a down-and-out drunk who has been picked out of the gutter in the Strand.
I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.
Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.
Be wild and crazy and drunk with Love, if you are too careful, LOVE will not find you.
I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk.
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.
I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.
There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk.
He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care.
There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
I have drunk ale from the Country of the Young / And weep because I know all things now.
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah,I drunk me a river since you tore me apart
Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit.
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.