I don't like tea! Never have, never drunk it.

Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.

If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk.

Don't drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life.

A drunk tongue is an honest one in my opinion.

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.

Honey, don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow.

I was five years old the first time I got drunk.

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.

the parties are no fun until everyone gets drunk

I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power.

Be drunk with LOVE, for Love is all that exists.

I don’t drink to get drunk. That’s just not cute.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others.

If tears were liquor/ I'd have drunk myself sick.

I was weeping again, drunk on the impossible past.

There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

I've never been drunk. I've never even had a beer.

I'm a little drunk on you, and high on summertime.

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

I could write a book on the things I've done drunk.

A drunkard is a dead man And all dead men are drunk.

Why didn't kill me it never made me stronger at all.

I may be loaded. I may be drunk. But I ain't stupid.

Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.

Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.

This wine should be eaten, it is too good to be drunk.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk.

If you think I'm a drunk, you shoulda seen my old man.

Life is a drink and you get drunk when you're young...

I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time.

You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk.

Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.

Despots and democratic majorities are drunk with power.

Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.

Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.

But I've never been the type to be sloppy drunk in public.

Whoever thinks he is objective must already be half drunk.

With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk.

There are two things to do in Juneau, drink and get drunk.

I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.

...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

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