Drunk Quotes - Page 1

• Winston Churchill / Former Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

• Henry Fielding / Novelist

Petition me no petitions, sir, to-day; Let other hours be set apart for business. To-day it is our pleasure to be drunk; And this our queen shall be as drunk as we.

• Derek Walcott / Poet

You can't write drunk.

• Fyodor Dostoevsky / Novelist

I'm drunk but truthful.

• Noel Fielding / Comedian

I'm a mischievous drunk.

• Nikki Ferrell /

Is drunk dancing a type?

• Betty White / Actress

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

• Joe Bob Briggs / Film Critic

It's not a crime to get drunk.

• John Maynard Keynes / Economist

I wish I'd drunk more champagne.

• Patrick O'brian / Novelist

Jack, you've debauched my sloth.

• William Shakespeare / Poet

I have drunk and seen the spider.

• Jimmy Buffett / Singer-Songwriter

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

• Anne Sexton / Poet

It would be pleasant to be drunk.

• Alonzo King / Ballet Choreographer

Be IN it. Get drunk in the moment.

• Aaron Sorkin / Screenwriter

Never argue with a drunk or a fool.

• Colonel Sanders / Entrepreneur

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

• Nan Kempner /

I'm drunk when it comes to clothes.

• Chelsea Handler / Comedian

The important thing is to be drunk.

• John Maynard Keynes / Economist

I should have drunk more Champagne.

• J. C. Squire / Poet

I am not so think as you drunk I am.

• Edward Abbey / Author

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

• Gerard Way / Musician

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

• Jason Calacanis / Entrepreneur

Everyone's drunk on the term 'blog.'

• William Boyd / Novelist

She's half mad and three parts drunk.

• Ed Sheeran / Singer

Without you to hold i'll be freezing.

• Joseph Parker / English Congregational Minister

I don't ever want to be a punch drunk.

• Ernest Hemingway / Author

A man does not exist until he is drunk.

• Georgiana Burne-Jones / Artist

We must pay for the wine we have drunk.

• Everett Ruess / Artist

I'm drunk on the fiery elixer of beauty.

• Tom Hardy / Actor

I liked you better when you were drunk .

• Jack Vance / Writer

I become drunk as circumstances dictate.

• Billy Carter / Businessman

I found out water can be drunk straight.

• Jimmy Buffett / Singer-Songwriter

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

• John Green / Author

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

• Mike Ashley /

I like to get drunk, I'm a power drinker.

• Leo Durocher / Baseball Manager

God watches over drunks and third baseman.

• Laura Schlessinger / Radio Host

There's no point feeling angry at a drunk.

• Franklin Pierce / 14Th U.s. President

There is nothing left to do but get drunk.

• Ed Sheeran / Singer

I'll be drunk again to feel a little love.

• Joe E. Lewis / Comedian

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

• Sarah Michelle Gellar / Actress

I don't get the whole getting drunk thing.

• Tom Waits / Singer-Songwriter

I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane.

• Sally Kellerman / Actress

I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.

• Igor Stravinsky / Composer

I never am sea sick, never. I am sea drunk!

• Gilbert Arenas / Basketball Player

Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions.

• Franklin Pierce / 14Th U.s. President

There's nothing left . . . but to get drunk.

• Philip Larkin / Poet

I work all day, and get half-drunk at night.

• Ed Sheeran / Singer

I know you'll never love me like you used to.

• Max Greenfield / Actor

There is nothing worse than bad drunk acting.

• Thomas Jefferson / 3Rd U.s. President

No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap.