My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."
Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
The only time I'll use a microwave is to warm up a cup of coffee I've left too long before drinking.
Young, wild, and free, my whole life ahead of me. So I'm drinking heavily, steadily making memories.
I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me.
Drinking and partying never appealed to me in lyrics - they don't have a lot of meaning behind them.
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
Whatever you wanna drink girl, pick right now. If you can't hold your liquor, better quit right now.
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
Drinking isn't tops on my agenda. In fact, I hate champagne... and all white wines, for that matter.
If those who are sent to draw water begin by drinking themselves, the army is suffering from thirst.
I have learned that if this is what I am going to do, and do it well, then I have to avoid drinking.