My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe.

I don't do karaoke. I don't dance, even at weddings. I'm the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine.

Wine is not only a drinking: it is sniffing, observing, tasting, or sipping at and... talking about

Drinking all day Big chiefing at night I keep my eyes red and tight So that my teeth can look white

nobody ever stops drinking until the cost of drinking becomes higher than the cost of not drinking.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

The only time I'll use a microwave is to warm up a cup of coffee I've left too long before drinking.

Young, wild, and free, my whole life ahead of me. So I'm drinking heavily, steadily making memories.

I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me.

Drinking and partying never appealed to me in lyrics - they don't have a lot of meaning behind them.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

Whatever you wanna drink girl, pick right now. If you can't hold your liquor, better quit right now.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

Drinking isn't tops on my agenda. In fact, I hate champagne... and all white wines, for that matter.

If those who are sent to draw water begin by drinking themselves, the army is suffering from thirst.

I have learned that if this is what I am going to do, and do it well, then I have to avoid drinking.

I reckon if I can't spend the day sleeping, the next best thing is to spend it reading and drinking.

Wine makes a man better pleased with himself. I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.

Happiness is a fragile thing, and alcohol, as I know from the house I grew up in, is dangerous to it.

I like this world. I like drinking champagne. I like not smoking. I like Dutch people speaking Dutch.

When I'm drinking around people, I tend to get silly or pugnacious or wild, which can cause problems.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Drinking habits were very prevalent among men, and were not in any way disgraceful, unless excessive.

Wine drinking goes back at least six thousand years. Wine writing probably began a year or two later.

Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty

It's a lot more fun for actors to cry and rant and rave, or have a drug problem or a drinking problem.

I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic.

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

Shots came, I don't know where they was sent from. Probably some bad hoes I'm bouta take the hint from

We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

Be temperate in your drinking, remembering that too much wine cannot keep either a secret or a promise.

Poetry is a plan for a slit in the face of a bronze fountain goat and the path of fresh drinking water.

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

Disciples and devotees…what are most of them doing? Worshipping the teapot instead of drinking the tea!

Radiation, unlike smoking, drinking, and overeating, gives no pleasure, so the possible victims object.

Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.

I thought that the league-imposed restriction on drinking had expired at the end of the regular season.

I'm glad I don't have a drinking problem,' I confided, 'because I don't think I'd ever be able to quit.

Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before

And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.

The Irish sometimes make and keep a vow against whiskey; these vows are usually limited to a short time.

I seriously started drinking probably when I was about twelve. Kids are doing a lot of stuff very early.

Once you stop drinking and smoking and stuff, it really gets on your nerves, all that nonsense going on.

Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.

There's a difference between the world ending tomorrow and just drinking and drugging yourself to death.

Off a cup of C.J. Gibson, man I'm faded off the brown and I'm easily influenced by the niggas I'm around

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