Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling... the rest I spend foolishly.
Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk.
There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together.
Not forgiving somebody is like drinking poison and hoping that the offender will get sick.
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.
Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth - alongside of me.
If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.
I've never had a big personality. I'm an introvert unless I've been drinking or something.
Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
The issue of infiltrators is as important as that of drinking water, education and health.
And what do you say of lovers of wine... they are glad of any pretext of drinking any wine
Smoking and drinking too much is not the way to fitness. Love your body and treat it good.
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.
I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee and talking about how much rain we need.
It's like drinking water. You have to have water every day, and music is like water for me.
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.
We want to make access to a world-class education like clean drinking water or electricity.
When I was 20, I was drinking. When I was 30, I was drinking more, and at 40, way too much.
But I'm not a saint yet. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius.
Writing a novel is not method acting and I find it easy to step out of it at cocktail hour.
There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
To get over the guilt of drinking, take your brandy in milk. This way, it becomes medicinal.
China traditionally has been a tea-drinking country but we turned them into coffee drinkers.
I was very famous as a young man and I celebrated both the good and bad times with drinking.
There's over a billion people on this planet that don't have access to clean drinking water.
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
It simply works. You do it twice a year. Who cares? And it balances my smoking and drinking.
Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
In some ways, blogging is like drinking - it gives a person permission to be a total asshole.
I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.
I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.
I think everyone knows that I'm the type of person who can have a good time without drinking.
To be here drinking a Coke can influence the process of musical creation as much as anything.
I never used to drink water. I am drinking six liters of water every day now. That's the key.
Do you understand about water in the West? Whiskey's for drinking; water's for fightin' over.
I never had a drink at all till I was 38. I'm just not a drinker. I go days without drinking.
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
All along the line, physically, mentally, morally, alcohol is a weakening and deadening force.
And did you ever stop to think that im old enough to go to war but i aint old enough to drink.
I managed to reach a depth of self-loathing that usually takes a night of drinking to achieve.