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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?!
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
when I spoke of having a drink, it was a euphemism for having a whole flock of them.
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
That's sort of what I felt... I miss drinking, I thought bars were truly holy places.
There are silver ships There are gold ships, But there are no ships Like friendships.
Philosophy teaches how man thinks he thinks; but drinking shows how he really thinks.
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
I stopped drinking, I just wanted to have a clean bill of health… Exercise, meditate.
Drinking makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all.
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.
People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.
So I did quit coffee and I did quit smoking. But I haven't managed that with drinking!
When I was born there were still different drinking fountains you had to drink out of.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
There is a difference between eating and drinking for strength and from mere gluttony.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness But it's better than drinkin' alone.
I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
Stop drinking was the best thing I've done in my entire life. I'm so happy I did that.
A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.
I think a lot of cynicism has dropped away from my shoulders since I stopped drinking.
This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.
I got myself into trouble. I was drinking and partying a lot and it caught up with me.
In fact, not forgiving is like drinking rat poison and then waiting for the rat to die.
One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.
Drugs and drinking affect every family I know, country and city, middle-class and poor.
I drink eternally. For me it is an eternity of drinking, and a drinking up of eternity.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
Drunken with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will. But be drunken.
The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation.
There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.
The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop.
Unforgiveness is like drinking poison yourself and waiting for the other person to die.
The only relaxed boss is Big Ron. He had me drinking pink champagne - before the match.
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
Just like becoming an expert in wine, you learn by drinking it, the best you can afford.
Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
Even if a poet writes about sitting in a glass house drinking tea, it reflects politics.
A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.
Don't be impatient when it takes too long. Or drink it all even when it tastes to strong.
When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.
I try to stay clear of karaoke because it normally involves an excess amount of drinking.
To be honest, most of my troubles - bankruptcy, drinking, gambling - were self-inflicted.
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.