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...even the donkeys were quiet.
Never take advice from a donkey.
Leadership: Lions led by donkeys.
A unicorn is a donkey from the future
All the donkeys I knew had small ears!
There is no glory in otustripping donkeys.
There is no glory in outstripping donkeys.
A donkey is a very useful beast of burden.
If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.
A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch.
I thought you'd rather have a live donkey than a dead lion.
Hurry no man's cattle; you may come to own a donkey yourself
When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys.
Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey's back.
Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey.
Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.
I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.
Neither an ox nor a donkey is able to stop the progress of socialism.
I've got kids, goats. My wife always wanted a donkey, so I bought her one.
The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey.
Rationality went down the drain donkey's years ago and hasn't been seen since.
I grew up with donkeys, as well as horses, but I'm more interested in donkeys.
I'm essentially a jobbing actor. If I'm out of work, I'll be the back end of a donkey.
On 'Shrek,' Eddie Murphy was locked in as the donkey before we'd even designed the donkey.
There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them.
I couldn't pedal a bike as a child, so I had a donkey instead. I loved the power and freedom it had.
It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey.
Donkeys have the courage to bray after the death of a lion. (not meant to glorify carnivorous practice).
If a woman's got nothing but her fair fame to feed on, why, it's thin tack, and a donkey would die of it!
I was always the one in the background or the donkey. I was never a star, I never got to be the main part.
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
I adored 'Drop the Dead Donkey.' That show defined Channel 4 at the time; it was so inventive and off the leash.
If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media.
There is no doubt in the sanctity of Mecca, but a donkey won't become a Hajj pilgrim by just going through the motions.
If somebody tells you that you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you so, buy yourself a saddle.
It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.
The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey's clothes.
God is not troubled by one who is conservative or liberal, and He certainly never inclines His ear toward a donkey or an elephant.
When we die, our souls still live. If you are a gangster or a bastard or a crook, your soul inhabits a donkey or something terrible.
My old man used to say that I would argue the hind leg of a donkey. If I didn't agree with something, I wasn't prepared to accept it.
My grandfather was a very mystical guy who travelled from Argentina to Chile, across the mountains with a donkey, carrying the Torah.
Have you ever seen a donkey smelling a beautiful rose? Donkeys aren't interested in roses, they like thorn bushes or watermelon rinds!
The carrot and the stick are prevasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys.
A charity donkey is where you sponsor a donkey in a sanctuary and give them three pounds a month to have some donkey nuts or something.
Left to their own devices, men would wear trainers with a pair of stonewashed jeans and would think nothing of throwing on a donkey jacket.
Based on my experience, it's considerably difficult to force a donkey into doing something it perceives to be dangerous for whatever reason.
I have always loved animals and groomed friends' horses as a child. I think I may have even ridden the odd seaside donkey in my early years.
No lusting after your neighbor's house - or wife or servant or maid or ox or donkey. Don't set your heart on anything that is your neighbor's.
Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic."