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I don't have the luxury of having a dog myself because I travel too much, but I love walking and cuddling somebody else's dog.
Having a dog or cat will open your heart. Reading a book will open your mind. Having both a pet and a book... absolute heaven.
Im at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon. Ive got my dogs as surrogates, but Im ready for kids.
The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be armed hot dog thefts?
I have a dog at home, and that's my baby. She's my girl, and I would do absolutely anything for her. She's like a child to me.
Dogs do know how comfortable you are with yourself, how happy you are, how fearful you are, and what is missing inside of you.
If I loved a guy as much as I love my dog, the guy would be in serious trouble because I'm all over that dog, all of the time.
You can put a dog in a scene and everyone's going to be better, I guarantee it. And if they're not better, just shoot the dog.
The ego is like a tired old dog. We can never kill it, so put it out on the back porch, let it rest there, and step around it.
God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.
I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die-it's a major offence.
Despots prefer the friendship of the dog, who, unjustly mistreated and debased, still loves and serves the man who wronged him.
The old saw says, 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Right. Still, when there is much at stake it is better to get a newspaper to do it.
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.
We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.
Chickens are interesting individuals who have as much right not to be cooked and eaten as a dog or a cat or even a human being.
You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
The tyrant now Trusts not to men: nightly within his chamber The watch-dog guards his couch, the only friend He now dare trust.
I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists.
He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.
The farther a man follows the rainbow, the harder it is for him to get back to the life which he left starving like an old dog.
Even the dreadful martyrdom must run its course Anyhow in a corner, some untidy spot Where the dogs go on with their doggy life
When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'
As an adult, my hero is my dog, Mouse. He is so friendly to everyone he meets. He wags his tail and loves everyone, like Jesus!
I've put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I've done terrible things to my dog with a fork.
Though he had very little Latin beyond "Cave canem," he had, as a young dog, devoured Shakespeare (in a tasty leather binding).
The dog is a reflection of your energy, of your behavior. You have to ask, 'What am I doing?' That's the right question to ask.
All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.
Dogs love us not only because we feed them, walk them, or groom them, or protect them, but because we are fun. How astonishing!
A dog can never tell you what she knows from the smells of the world, but you know, watching her, that you know almost nothing.
A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
Do not beg me by knees or by parents you dog! I only wish I were savagely wrathful enough to hack up your corpse and eat it raw
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift demanding no less binding moral responsibilities than the friendship of a human being.
I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.
Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old.
A long walk and grooming with a well-mannered dog is a Zen experience that leaves you refreshed and in a creative frame of mind.
I started studying acting, got commercials, and here we are 100 years later. I'm acting and writing and I have a pool and a dog.
Never mind, said Hachiko each day. Here I wait, for my friend who's late. I will stay, just to walk beside you for one more day.
To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to man, not to other dogs.
The dog which remembers only to bark and not to bite, and is led through the streets as a lady's pet, is only a degenerate wolf.
The poet Paul Éluard says that to understand my film version of Beauty and the Beast, you must love your dog more than your car.
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.
It is better to be devoured by lions than to be eaten by dogs. Explaining why his Northwestern teams played difficult schedules.
Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.
As men and women of character and of faith in the soundness of democratic methods, we must work like dogs to justify that faith.
I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
Gaily, if you can't demonstrate the ability to keep her alive, then I will take over her care and get you a dog instead." - Newt
Mark what a generosity and courage (a dog) will put on when he finds himself maintained by a man, who to him is instead of a God