I don't have an e-reader. One reason is that I like to dog-ear the page when I find a particularly good sentence or passage.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Gradually I became aware that professing English because I loved poems was like practicing vivisection because I loved dogs.

Imagination is a licensed trespasser: it has no fear of dogs, but may climb over walls and peep in at windows with impunity.

Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.

I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.

You don't train a dog in a training hall, jerking his neck or even giving him food treats. You train him using life rewards.

To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word "boo."

I always tell my children, 'You have to face your fear. If not, it's like running from a dog that will bite you in the back.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

(On being in a position of leadership) Even if it's your dog, you've got authority over somebody. Start treating him better.

Loving and parenting a dog as a single parent can create all sorts of new and unusual problems, but also new sources of joy.

Dog movies nowadays are not what dog movies were 50 or even 10 years ago. For one thing, the dogs have become better actors.

My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.

Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows. "We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains.

Intellectual controversies tend to be like dog fights without the teeth, in which the barking not the biting does the damage.

I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

People always say that, like, you're a dog person or a cat person. I just love animals. I'm not a dog person or a cat person.

She is such a scene-stealer. She's got these lashes and big eyes, and when she walks on to the set everybody just says "ooh."

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.

I'm not really sure of anything. I have no personality or opinion on anything. I just sort of float around and lie to my dog.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Like many other much-loved humans, they believed that they owned their dogs, instead of realizing that their dogs owned them.

It definitely could have been a horror story [Valley of Violence], oh my God, if the dog was impossible. So could the horses.

The hardest animal was the vulture. But the horses were great, the dog was great [in Valley of Violence]. It was really easy.

Africa is destined to anarchy. It is turning into 36 Haitis, with 36 Duvaliers, full of Cadillacs, beggars and snarling dogs.

Be patient. Your future will come to you and lie down at your feet like a dog who knows and loves you no matter what you are.

Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.

Study hard; and you might grow up to be President. But let's face it: Even then, you'll never make as much money as your dog.

A successful novel should interrupt the reader’s life, make him or her miss appointments, skip meals, forget to walk the dog.

On the other hand, even a big, '80s love van was less noticeable than six flying kids and their talking dog. So there you go.

I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.

I have a rescue dog named Walter, and Walter and I are such fans of the 'Jersey Shore' that we changed his name to DJ Wally D.

My first TV crush was Elroy Jetson, because he was so cute. And I wanted to play with Astro on his automatic dog-walker thing.

I would look at a dog and when our eyes met, I realized that the dog and all creatures are my family. They're like you and me.

My very first tattoo was for my dog, Zora, who died in my arms in New York. Right where her heart stopped beating I got a "Z".

The old saw says - 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Experience knows better; experience says, If you want to convince do it yourself.

I live alone with my one dog and they say it like it's a sad, it's a terrible thing. This woman lives alone with her two cats.

I, a Laconian dog, can bite again: Yes, I can make the Daunian tiger flee, Much more a bragging, foul-mouth'd whelp like thee.

Every species, human and subhuman, has some distinguishing mark, so that you can tell a man from a beast, or a dog from a cow.

Better give your path to a dog than be bitten by him in contesting for the right. Even killing the dog would not cure the bite

If I programmed my own TV network, it would air good news! Just positive stories. Heroic stories. Cute puppy dogs doin' stuff.

Each training camp I take a dog with me, when I'm running I take the dog with me. It gives me that extra inspiration and push.

I'm a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and I'll just drive him around and start singin'.

Every year the State will be the dog that chases its own tail... engaging in a futile attempt to close a perpetual budget gap.

In business everyone is out to grab, to fight, to win. Either you are the under or the over dog. It is up to you to be on top.

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day.

The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy.

My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car.

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