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A dog will never forget the crumb thou gavest him, though thou mayst afterwards throw a hundred stones at his head.
Once you've got a bull terrier, you never want another dog. I've got six bull terriers, a rottweiler and a bulldog.
A samurai will use a toothpick even though he has not eaten. Inside the skin of a dog, outside the hide of a tiger.
I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.
The dog is almost human in its demand for living interest, yet fatally less than human in its inability to foresee.
It becomes very obvious, by reading a dog, how stable or unstable his human companion is. Our dogs are our mirrors.
It is almost impossible to say the name of Thai prime minister Yingluck Shinawat without adding 'give a dog a bone'
At twelve noon, The natives swoon And no further work is doneBut mad dogs and Englishmen, Go out in the midday sun.
When I played Lady Day, I took Aba onstage with me as a joke. He started singing-in tune!-and the audience loved it.
Coonskin caps, Yankee bats, the Hound Dog man's big start. The A-bomb fears, Annette had ears, I lusted in my heart.
Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you server contact with your mothers.
We are unique. Chimpanzees are unique. Dogs are unique. But we humans are just not as different as we used to think.
My notion of a great novel is something like a five-hundred-page shaggy-dog story, with only the punch line omitted.
One night in Pittsburgh, thirty-thousand fans gave me a standing ovation when I caught a hot dog wrapper on the fly.
Dogs remember every favor you ever do for them and store those events in a memory bank titled Why My Human Is A God.
The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind
Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you?
Treat 'em like dogs, and you'll have dogs' works and dogs' actions. Treat 'em like men, and you'll have men's works.
Charter schools are just public schools on a slightly longer leash. A dog on a long leash is still a dog on a leash.
I don't care about the fact that a dogs place is not in a bed - the closer they are to me, the more beautiful it is.
My father read 'The New York Times,' my mother did secretarial work, we had a dog, we had a garden, I had a brother.
The good Shepherd dog knows his master almost better than himself and must wonder indeed at the lack of the reverse.
A huge dog, tied by a chain, was painted on the wall and over it was written in capital letters 'Beware of the dog.'
A good football coach needs a patient wife, a loyal dog and a great quarterback - but not necessarily in that order.
The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.
Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dogs.
My days are jam-packed with carpools, classroom assistance, tending to chickens, dogs and seven acres of olive trees!
Writers are lampposts and critics are dogs. Ask lampposts what they think about dogs. Does the dog hurt the lamppost?
I had rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.
I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.
Loving dogs is a question of anthropomorphism. We become attached to dogs because of the feelings we project on them.
Lap-dogs and blood-hounds enjoy the greatest respect at court; house-dogs and no dogs at all are not even considered.
I watch movies and hang with my family, go shopping, love to cuddle with my dog, Happy, & write songs with my guitar!
'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog.
In a world where every man and his dog is a designer, Alexander McQueen was the real deal. His talent was supersonic.
I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!
I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.
For the pride of trace and trail was his, and sick unto death, he could not bear that another dog should do his work.
In harmony with cosmic sea, true love needs no company. It can cure the soul, it can make it whole, if dogs run free.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug.
You know, I've released some great records and I've released some dogs. But frankly, the fun is in creating the thing.
I love a Hebrew National hot dog with an ice-cold Corona - no lime. If the phone rings, I won't answer until I'm done.
We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog.
All dogs seem to be great linguists, according to their owners. They always understand every word that's said to them.
Dog parks are more cliquish than any other human gathering with the possible exception of seventh grade. Deal with it.
With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.
Courage is like a disobedient dog, once it starts running away it flies all the faster for your attempts to recall it.
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.