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When I'm training a dog, I develop a relationship with that dog. He's my buddy, and I want to make training fun.
Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?
We are not the only animal that mourns; apes do, and elephants, and dogs. Yet we are the only one that tortures.
Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.
Families buying dog food now, starvation roams the streets. Babies die before their born, infected by the grief.
I've got Flossie dog, and she is great. She and I are still in love, 14 years. That's a relationship that works.
You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men.
[I]n communism, you'd threaten a dog into compliance, while in capitalism, obedience is obtained through bribes.
I believe in the Creator. I don't believe the creator is God. If you change G-O-D the other way, it becomes dog.
I get a lot from great '90s artists like Juliana Hatfield, The Pixies, and bands like That Dog and The Breeders.
Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.
Questers of the truth, that’s who dogs are; seekers after the invisible scent of another being’s authentic core.
I can watch endless humans get killed, but if I see a movie and they kill a dog, I practically want to walk out.
However tight I shut my eyes, there will always be a stray dog somewhere in the world who'll stop me being happy.
In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.
Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to the North Pole by dog team. There will be too much open water.
That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away.
If my father had a heart attack it would give me no solace at all to know his treatment was first tried on a dog.
Every time I go out and do something, Hans panics and starts trying to beat me. He's like a dog humping your leg.
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
O Sultan, my master, if my clothes are ripped and torn it is because your dogs with claws are allowed to tear me.
Dogs are dogs, you sometimes think that they are not but they are. And they always are here there and everywhere.
Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
I let the dog out, or I let him in, and we talk some. I let him know I like him, and he lets me know he likes me.
Lately, I've become accustomed to the way The ground opens up and envelopes me Each time I go out to walk the dog.
Explaining "why" to a dog is pretty useless. You have to engage their instincts in order to change their behavior.
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!
With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.
My dogs are crazy. They're always getting into some kind of trouble but then again, they're my most loyal friends.
A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him.
That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.
Let the dogs of the empire bark, that's their job; ours is to battle to achieve the true liberation of our people.
Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
I know I'd rather have any amount of time with a dog I love and suffer the mourning than not have the time at all.
For God's sake (I never was more serious) don't make me ridiculous any more by terming me gentle-hearted in print.
Do you know why the nose of the bull dog is sloped backwards? So it can keep on breathing without ever letting go.
Humans will always tell you the story. Dogs can only tell you the truth. Trust your instincts and listen your dog.
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
One should not quarrel with a dog without a reason sufficient to vindicate one through all the courts of morality.
Whether one was going to have a horse, or a dog, or a child, with that comes a great responsibility to raise them.
I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I wouldn't care.
I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.
The difference between the smartest dog and the stupidest man - say a Tennessee Holy Roller - is really very small.
Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings.
With dogs and people, it's love in big splashy colours. When you're involved with a cat, you're dealing in pastels.
When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through.
The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude.