Without the shepherd's dog, the whole of the open mountainous land in Scotland would not be worth a sixpence.

What you run away from owns you. You are the dog on a leash. The most you can do is to tug against the leash.

I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.

I'm such a dog person. I dunno, I just feel like it really enriches your life, to have something to care for.

The pack is very important for a dog. Once you give him the right pack and the right energy, you look at him.

I had a little dog and my dog was very small....Of all the treasures that were mine, I loved him most of all.

Walk your dogs on the beach that's my luxury. The food's not so good in West Palm, but you can't have it all.

I am stretching out this volume, since those German dogs estimate the value of books by their cubic contents.

For an actress who really hasn't gotten to act for two years, it was like letting a wild dog out of its cage.

Your life might be easier if you were. A fool for love is happier than a Dog with a heart that's all leather.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.

For the most part, I hang out in my back yard with my dog, but there's no paparazzi trying to check that out.

When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.

When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.

When women finally get liberated, they'll do the same that men do - dog eat dog - that's what our culture is.

It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.

You cannot "love" a dog out of her bad behavior, just as you can't "love" a criminal into stopping his crimes.

Never follow a dog act. You know you're on the skids when you play yourself in the movie version of your life.

I'm allergic to dogs, so I couldn't even adopt what gay men typically adopt when they have that maternal gene.

The footage that you're about to watch of China's dog-leather trade is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

Well I just figure any man who risks his neck to save a dog's life isn't going to kill someone for gold teeth.

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Like tired dogs they stand there, because they use up all their strength in remaining upright in one's memory.

If I had my personal view, perhaps that might take hold. In fact, I don't want to see another dog or cat born.

Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding.

Dogs get lost hundreds of times and no one ever notices it or sends an account of it to a scientific magazine.

The walls of the closet are guarded by the dogs of terror, and the inside of the closet is a house of mirrors.

You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.

I love my dogs and I give them affection all the time but it has to be at the right time or they get confused.

Every factory-farmed animal is, as a practice, treated in ways that would be illegal if it were a dog or a cat.

O merry, merry, merry, like only dogs know how to be happy and nothing more, with an absolute shameless nature.

A big dog tends to be much more at ease with kids and gentle with them than a little one that's always yelping.

They give unconditional love and undying loyalty in return for regular meals and an occasional pat on the head.

When I was a kid I was always afraid of small dogs, because they always seemed like the ones that would attack.

A good man will take care of his horses and dogs, not only while they are young, but when old and past service.

A Republican in my state of Arkansas feels about as out of place as Michael Vick at the West Minister dog show.

I was living in a house with 11 dogs and all I thought about was dogs. I never had sex with any of them though.

Remember what Anatole France said about the dog masturbating on your leg--'Sure, it's honest, but who needs it?

If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old hamburger?

Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog; but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog.

I am misanthropos, and hate mankind, For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dog, That I might love thee something.

Dogs may have kept us company on the hunt, but it was the cats who insisted we invent houses and discover fire.

I can do only one thing, like a little dog follow closely the Master's footsteps. Pray that I be a cheerful dog.

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.

Any glimpse into the life of an animal quickens our own and makes it so much the larger and better in every way.

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

I'm not looking for anything. I think all men are dogs, I honestly do. Every man starts barking sooner or later.

It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months.

That one true heart was left behind! What feeling do we ever find, to equal among human kind , a dog's fidelity!

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