I lost interest in firearms because we had a dog that was scared to death of the sound of a rifle shot.

I was told that [Japan journalists] wanted to see my dog, Yume. You can see that she is in great shape.

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.

Snoop Dog is the Phil Jackson of youth football coaches. He ain't going to accept nothing but a winner.

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.

Great Britain have won 40% of their medals in cycling. If only there was snooker, darts and a dog show.

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.

Dalmatians are not only superior to other dogs, they are like all dogs, infinitely less stupid than men.

I always say that if she treats her kids half as good as she treats the dogs, they'll be in great shape.

I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.

A dog is a vehicle, you know, a dog is a window to Mother Nature and that's the closest species we have.

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible.

We each had to spend a week out at Lassie's ranch, and whoever got along best with the dog got the part.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry.

...some people coddle their own afflictions the way others spoil small pedigreed dogs with cans of pate.

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

I'll never kick dogs, I'll never hurt a child, I'll never slap a woman - three things I won't do on film.

I would write plays for my grandmother, who was stone deaf, my mother and the dog, that was our audience.

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

Of course when you were running with the bottom dogs, what you mostly saw were paws, claws, and assholes.

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.

All dogs can be guide dogs of a sort, leading us to places we didn't even know we needed or wanted to go.

A dog is a vehicle, you know; a dog is a window to Mother Nature, and that's the closest species we have.

I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.

What can you do by killing? Nothing. You kill one dog, the master buys another-that's all there is to it.

We never consider that the things dogs know about us are things of which we have not the faintest notion.

To advertisers: "Do not compete with your agency in the creative area. Why keep a dog and bark yourself?"

If I had been a little dog I'd have gone leaping and gambolling around the room wagging my tail furiously.

My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else.

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.

I know that I have had friends who would never have vexed or betrayed me, if they had walked on all fours.

The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.

A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.

Everybody has weird dreams, but a usual weird dream is, okay, so your mom's driving a car and she's a dog.

I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd love to eat one of them.

I have wanted to have a baby since I was a teenager, but it frightens me. It is much easier to have a dog.

No man can hope to be elected in his state without being photographed eating a hot dog at Nathan's Famous.

I'm in showbiz. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You've got to keep them groomed.

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

Many dogs grow up without rules or boundaries. They need exercise, discipline and affection in that order.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon

The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.

I always disliked dogs, those protectors of cowards who lack the courage to fight an assailant themselves.

I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

I stand fearlessly for small dogs, the American Flag, motherhood and the Bible. That's why people love me.

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