I've been in that angst of loneliness, where you're really alone in the universe, except for the dog.

You read a script and its based on 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction', and it goes right in the bin.

Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.

I lead a simple life. I feed the fish. I walk the dogs. I cook dinner. Occasionally I take a meeting.

Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life.

I'm more of a dog person. But I admire cats and their ability to take so much while giving so little.

I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with.

Malcolm X got famous mainly by being hard on white people, white devils, blue-eyed blond-headed dogs.

Someone told me once that I'm worse than a dog, I'm the scum of the earth, so for me it was draining.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

I petted the dogs who didn't argue with me ever. All dogs love God. They're wiser than their masters.

Say what you will about the south, but in North Carolina a hot dog is free to swing anyway it wishes.

If I had a dog, I'd train him to kill on command. And the command I'd use would be, "Is he friendly?"

My next door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.

I'd be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational.

So many people pass up older dogs, which is a shame. With an older dog, you know what you are getting.

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

Dog’ is ‘God’ spelled backward; you know that. That’s why you’re here, to help the nuns do God’s work.

I like to hike and play with my dogs and spend time with my family. We go out to family dinners a lot.

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

I have three dogs at home. Even after losing a series or winning a series, they treat me the same way.

I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He's a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.

She can't help it,' he said. 'She's got the soul of a poet and the emotional makeup of a junkyard dog.

I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.

It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.

Modern theologians are like a pack of dogs who spend most of their time sniffing each other's behinds.

Whoever can find the answer to this question: "How can I say this to my dog" has already won the game.

Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

My dog, Puffy. The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn't pose. He isn't aware of the camera.

It's all about consistency, and what makes a child or a dog secure: order, clarity - all those things.

Dogs are happy with few things because they have already observed man who is unhappy with many things!

The man who gets bit twice by the same dog is better adapted for that kind of business than any other.

I don't know how I'm gonna pick up a bat again. I just need to be away for a bit and play with my dogs.

Cruelty is cruelty, whether it's cruelty to children, to the elderly, to dogs and cats, or to chickens.

I always said, 'A blind dog with three legs could get a standing ovation for singing 'I'm Still Here!''

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?

This face is a dog's snout sniffing for garbage, snakes nest in that mouth, I hear the sibilant threat.

He listens to his trainer real good. He just doesn't listen to me. I still can't get him to do nothing.

When thieves come, I bark; when gallants, I am still - So perform both my master's and mistress's will.

The relationship with a snake is not like what we have with dogs, like how we can sort of cuddle a dog.

I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.

It is a much more straightforward thing to be a dog, and a dog's love, once given, is not reconsidered.

Everything that the Sam Simon Foundation does is supposed to help dogs and people - that's our mission.

There's nothing that I love more than predawn. I'm with the dogs, I make coffee, and there's no one up.

I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21.

I don't really even go out that much now except to walk my dogs, because I don't want to be recognised.

A state has the right to prohibit the killing of dogs and bears whether for film or for other purposes.

I think it's really good for a family or children to have a dog, cat, bird or whatever to grow up with.

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