Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.

Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.

Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.

Every dog has like me the impulse to question, and I have like every dog the impulse not to answer.

Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.

Allow your dog to take you for a walk every day. It's good for the body and it's good for the soul.

Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful.

Werewolves? Oh please, just plain stupid. Who wants to get it on with a man ruled by his inner dog?

I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign.

No matter how eloquently a dog may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were poor, but honest.

All the dogs I have are German shepherds from Germany, and I fly them back to Germany to show them.

Just being with dogs, I learned their ways and began to appreciate things from their point of view.

While you might see a cat on a hot tin roof, a dog on a hot tin roof would be yowling its head off.

When a dog is really comfortable, they give off a certain scent and you can smell it on their paws.

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.

A dog has kindliness in his heart and dignity in his demeanor. The finest qualities anyone can have.

Barring love I'll take my life in large doses alone--rivers, forests, fish, grouse, mountains. Dogs.

Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.

. . . owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don't live as long as people do.

Dogs are often happier than men simply because the simplest things are the greatest things for them!

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.

If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.

That's what love is made of, snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails, sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Any dog, you put him in the corner, no matter if they're vicious or not, they're going to bite back.

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!

America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.

In politics, every year in the White House is like dog years, it takes off seven years of your life.

It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.

My fear was like a stray dog, roving the neighborhood of my life, looking for a new source of worry.

If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry. "That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya

On the one hand, I want to go off and live in the desert with my dog and sculpt things out of adobe.

The whole Turkish empire is nothing else but a crust cast by Heaven's great Housekeeper to His dogs.

Dogs are not people dressed up in fur coats, and to deny them their nature is to do them great harm.

A timid dog barks more violently than it bites. Curtius Canis timidus vehementius latrat quam mordet

When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.

I once knew a man out of courtesy help a lame dog over a stile, and he for requital bit his fingers.

The watch-dog's voice that bay'd the whispering wind, And the loud laugh that spoke the vacant mind.

Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?

But dogs, which have no ability to sin nor moral conscience, do not have an ability to reject Jesus.

It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog, but I made it sound as mechanical as possible.

Blue. My God! I'm so blue that if I were a dog, I'd sit on my haunches and howl and howl and howl...

I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there.

I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have.

By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.

I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.

You know the way people begin to look like their dogs? Well, we're beginning to look like each other.

You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you take a gun and shoot him.

You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you're in faster than you can think of.

Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible.

Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, Filling an emptiness we don't even know we have.

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