There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.

I have never met a dog I couldn't help; however, I have met humans who weren't willing to change.

For us in Russia communism is a dead dog. For many people in the West, it is still a living lion.

The fact of the matter is I'm 21 now. I stay home. I feed my dogs. I don't really go out. I work.

There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.

If it is true that cowardice is the most grave vice, then the dog, at least, is not guilty of it.

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

So long as even a single dog in my country is without food, my whole religion will be to feed it.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

Donald Trump has spent his entire campaign offering a dog whistle to his most hateful supporters.

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

Ask a glass of water why it pities the rain. Ask the lunatic yard dog why it tolerates the leash.

A man, well, he'll walk right into Hell with both eyes open. But even the devil can't fool a dog.

I build a painting by putting little marks together-some look like hot dogs, some like doughnuts.

To push behind the dog sled and run in front of the dog sled. That was always an interesting job.

I have a very old and very faithful attachment for dogs. I like them because they always forgive.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

No dog is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate dogs, I train people. I am the dog whisperer.

Look at Abi Titmuss. This year she's been tied to more bed posts than David Blunkett's guide dog.

Throw a rock into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps the loudest is usually the one that got hit.

Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all.

It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.

Here Shock, the pride of all his kind, is laid, Who fawned like man, but ne'er like man betrayed.

I ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog.

I had a dog I raised for many years. He was a Pekingese with big eyes and a flat face, very cute.

My dogs have been the reason I have woken up every single day of my life with a smile on my face.

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.

Life had not taught me to distrust ministers, but it had taught me to trust no one more than dogs.

Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads.

Like some dogs: kick them once and they never trust you again, no matter how nice you are to them.

I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!

Dogs are mute and obedient, but they have watched us and know us and can smell how pitiful we are.

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

I love dogs, but dogs, you have to be in the country with dogs. I cannot walk a dog on the street.

In the beginning was the dog the real name of Jehovah is Rover. Adam's rib is buried in the garden

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.

Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy

I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog.

Barbarism is not the inheritance of our pre-history. It is the companion that dogs our every step.

There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?

Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost.

If you get three women and a dog together and they all mate together they're not gonna have a baby

The dog has an enviable mind; it remembers the nice things in life and quickly blots out the nasty.

A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.

I wish my kid would act like my dog sometimes. My dog listens to me and does what I tell him to do.

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