What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.

If you are a junkyard dog, you assume that that's what life is: chained up, barking all day.

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.

My father...was a man who understood all dogs thoroughly and treated them like human beings.

I’d like to have a nice home set up, with a couple of dogs, and a fence, white picket fence.

You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.

Animals are a continuous source of inspiration and wonder to me. I would love to play a dog.

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.

Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.

Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.

A friend is like anything else. A dog, a plant. You ignore them and they tend to die on you.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

Walking my dogs, playing with my kids - all of that is really good stuff to keep me centered.

A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.

I've been surrounded by dogs my whole life. I got a golden retriever a year after I was born.

For a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

If I tap that little bell, I can send you to a place where you will never hear the dogs bark.

There is something about street dogs, about rescues; they have this knowing sense about them.

If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.

Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

Who is able to paint the existence of a dog as Picasso paints the existence of a cubic shape?

By showing myself being out with my dog or playing sports, it motivates people to get active.

I love my job but it takes a lot for me to leave my kids, leave my husband and leave my dogs.

A dog could see your heart in your eyes, Budress told him, and dogs were drawn to our hearts.

Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.

Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?

I've always loved dogs. I grew up with them and I love working with them. They're really fun.

Go to the Sydney Institute Media Watch Dog website to marvel at his [Gerard Henderson's] work.

My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

My songs are like a three-legged dog - you have to get to know them to have any love for them.

Why may we not be in the universe, as our dogs and cats are in our drawingrooms and libraries?

Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before.

I say every dog looks like no other but that isn't true. Not entirely. Difference is slippery.

To a man the greatest blessing is individual liberty; to a dog it is the last word in despair.

The Internet, of course, is more than a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs.

He who does not understand that a dead lion is more alive than a living dog will remain a dog.

The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs.

Really, it was difficult to determine which I had most reason to fear—dogs, alligators or men!

Even the minds of animals, such as dogs, lions, cats, and serpents, become charmed with music.

I wish I could go home. I've been on the road since May. I wonder if my dogs still remember me

When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.

This is a bit different to the Thursday breakfast I'm used to. It's usually just me and my dog.

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