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Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.
A screenwriter is much like being a fire hydrant with a bunch of dogs lined up around it.
Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.
It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.
Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.
Get your dog spayed or neutered. That's one of the first things that you should go and do.
An Airedale can do anything any other dog can do and then whip the other dog if he has to.
Never have I experienced a serenity and sweetness of disposition as with my Chocolate Lab.
That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.
A thief running away like mad from a ferocious watch-dog may be a splendid example of Zen.
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.
To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born.
Do the right thing even if it means dying like a dog when no one's there to see you do it.
My routine is get up, have a cup of coffee, make a shake, have a workout, go walk the dog.
None of us are really that big of a deal in the world - but you are your dog's everything.
If you can't distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn't undertake philanthropic work.
The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.
I'm an absolute fan of 1970s New York in films like 'Mean Streets' and 'Dog Day Afternoon.
The sound man, immune as to a sacrifice of straw dogs, faces the passing human generations.
I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs.
You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.
I have a very sensitive nose. I identify with dogs. I understand the world through my nose.
It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.
An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.
I shall be glad when you have strangled the invincible respectability that dogs your steps.
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
It is the practice of the multitude to bark at eminent men, as little dogs do at strangers.
Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator.
He had the appeal of a very young dog of a very large breed -- a kind of amiable absurdity.
I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.
The life of a good dog is like the life of a good person, only shorter and more compressed.
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog.
The breadth and depth of what dogs do for our happiness and longevity is pretty remarkable.
Stevie Wonder always smells so good... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away!
A lot of films need planning in order to survive at all. It's part of the dog and pony show
I'm perfectly happy doing nothing. I'll hang around the house and take the dog to the park.
No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last.
The fact that dogs are not people means you don't have as much response to the particulars.
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.
'The Dog Whisperer' to me is a show that had a passion, and it helped me save relationships.
Politics are not my concern.... They impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies.
Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors?
I grew up in a house with dogs. We always had dogs. We always had a bunch of dogs, actually.
When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."