I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

If the old dog hadn't got distracted by the fire plug, he would have caught the rabbit.

The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog... How you gonna see 'em if you livin' in the fog?

Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.

Light may earth's crumbling sand be laid on thee, that dogs may dig thy bones up easily

If entertainment years were dog years, man, Id be like Gandhi. Id be like 250 years old.

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

There really is no ethical difference between eating a cat or a chicken, a dog or a pig.

I have a rescue dog named Fideo, which means 'noodle' in Spanish, and a cat named Hutch.

Hunger and fear are the only realities in dog life: an empty stomach makes a fierce dog.

Dogs are the closest we come to knowing the divine love of God on this side of eternity.

I'm going to be Dog, and I'm going to be an entertainer. And I'm going to make mistakes.

I like to be at home because I just travel so much. I have four dogs, golden retrievers.

It takes me a long time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog.

It is easy to forget that in the main we die only seven times more slowly than our dogs.

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

I am quite an early riser - I usually get up between 5.30 and 6am and take the dogs out.

I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!

I consciously choose the dog's path through life. I shall be poor; I shall be a painter.

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

Retain a calm heart, sit like a turtle, walk swiftly like a pigeon, and sleep like a dog

It is scarcely possible to doubt that the love of man has become instinctive in the dog.

Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.

The best long range shotgun load to have in one's boat for mallards is a fine retriever.

Edible names are what drives me as a musician. My next band will be called the Hot Dogs.

Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.

I got my dog back, in African-American language, your dog means your passion, your fire.

The wild boar is often held by a small dog. [Lat., A cane non magno saepe tenetur aper.]

Bulldogs have been known to fall on their swords when confronted by my superior tenacity.

Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

A dog is adorable and noble, a dog is a true and loving friend. A dog is also a hedonist.

All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal

The humour of Dostoievsky is the humour of a barloafer who ties a kettle to a dog's tail.

Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly,' and the word 'dog' with 'son.'

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.

Women, we might as well be dogs baying the moon as petitioners without the right to vote!

It was so dry in Saskatchewan during the Depression that the trees were chasing the dogs.

Certainly dog driving is the most terrible work one has to face in this sort of business.

Without a plan your kind of just like a dog chasing it's tail, your not getting anywhere.

Some people won't even own a dog for fear it will die - you can't bubble-wrap your heart.

They say that a few minutes each day of petting your dog can raise your serotonin levels.

A cluttered refrigerator door is to a growing family what a wet nose is to a healthy dog.

I don't smoke, I try to eat right, and I love doing yoga and going for hikes with my dog.

When it comes to pain, love, joy, loneliness, and fear, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.

Coward dogs most spend their mouths when what they seem to threaten runs far before them.

A dog is the only exercise machine you cannot decide to skip when you don't feel like it.

I have had a long unabashed love affair with dogs that stretches back to early childhood.

I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV.

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